Joooorrrdiiiieee's Faaaacce!!!

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

I love Derek teen wolf he’s the funniest man ever created. And I’ve seen many a funny man penned to page. It’s becuase he has the worst life in the world and zero charisma but looks like Tyler hoechlin. Will you be my buddy please ass character. Don’t mind me just doing my chin-ups in my house ravaged by fire that is falling apart with blackened half crumbled walls. Remember when they tried to make him cool by giving him a teenage leather jacket gang but his leather jacket gang were all losers supreme and only hung out with him because they had to. Zero family zero friends zero social skills 7 different ab exercise routines.

Like you would think if a man’s entire family burned to death by fire and then his only remaining family member was ripped in half people would know this about him and then in a hushed whisper be like. Let’s be civil with Derek. Let’s all agree to make polite conversation with Derek due to the fact that all of his family were tragically murdered by the woman who groomed him. I know he’s a bit strange and offputting but you know the tragedy he’s coping with a tragedy you don’t have to like him just be polite because of the tragedy. But instead they’re all GAWD I have to go fucking TALK TO DEREK. Kicks rock. Man I can’t believe I drew the short straw and have to go talk to Derek.

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

sports are like. it shouldn't have ended like this. don't leave. it can't end like this. don't go. why is the love not enough

i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

oh my god and it never ends.

sometimes a post will generalize about americans and be semi or mostly right but obviously has only interacted with one specific region or class or race and ill do my smug little american chortle that they're stereotyping poorly and then immediately after there'll be a post saying that americans cant live without large bevvy and if you seen an american without a large beverage in arms reach thats actually a distress sign and possibly even a medical emergency and im like oh that's true 100% for all of us. yes.

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

#dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been car in a few days (via @aphony-cree)

Basically for the past 100 years when a group of guys got together and started hanging out they would eventually form a band. This was when there was balance in the universe. Then at some point in the 2010s a powerful crystal cracked and a single shard was lost and then strife began… and now when a group of guys get together they form a podcast