I go in for an X-ray and an anomaly is revealed. Zooming in, they see that the osteoblasts seem to be oriented fairly regularly, in either a vertical or horizontal orientation once a particular frame of reference is chosen. When assembled linearly, a binary sequence forms that is a triprime sequence in length; the three primes represent the width, height, and frame count of a video encoded in the osteoblasts; half of the video is furry pornography, and the other half appears to be visual noise. The visual noise is then revealed to actually encode base pairs for a protein, and the protein is actually a contagious prion disease that turns anyone who becomes infected into a pervert

I just wanna address the rumours real quick; I am NOT microwave safe. do not put me in there

@yourfavismicrowaveable

Yk what fuck it. Should this post get 1000 notes ill come out properly at work. Tell people im trans, have a new name and that i wanna get estrogen. Ive had multiple opportunities to bring it up but chickened out every time. Maybe this will give me the extra motivation i need

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Let’s see what you can do bagel

I need your luck, bagel

….. Bagel?

Bagel.

Roasted bagel

Why the Hell not, Bagel, please help, my package is late.

since we have inhaling and exhaling, I propose we call the process of doing them 'haling'

"Sorry I wasn't listening, a cute girl sent me a reference grammar for her conlang and I got so hard I passed out."

jerking off to tony the tiger rule 34 just to piss on Kellogg's visions

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this autumn.

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this winter

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this spring

[tags that read: now that the seasons are all on the post, reblog to have something t4t happen to you forever. end id]

erotic