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GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLā
some IMPORTANT UPDATES
stay tuned for the resolution
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER
A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy
PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!
THEREāS MOOOORE
This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much
GOOD FOR THEM!
this is adorable but iām still just stuck onĀ āhe keeps crawling into my lap and cuddling and nuzzling me, but i canāt tell if he LIKES ME-likes me, please helpā
dude
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUCK MY HEART
Ok like 100% guaranteed way to make me laugh is to send me a joke that takes out the superlative/adjective from a phrase that should have one like
easily one of the days i've had all week
world's...dad
drinks that taste
this is by far one of the posts youve made
this is one of the world's most sounds
one of the seattle colleges
it won't fail
one of the jokes ever
Out of all the posts I've seen, this is one of them
Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.
āWhat you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brainās parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. Youāre looking at happiness.ā
Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.
6 inch heelsā¦..she walked in the club like nobodyās businessā¦..godamā¦..she murdered everybody and i was her witness
I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gƩ (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
ITāS FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.
Hi guys since this has blown up I decided to put my Textile, Art and Artefact degree to good use and make a version of this meme for t-shirts, hoodies and jumpers. Iām going to donate a portion of the profits to an LGBT charity too! Hilariously there is a glitch on the website where the gĆ© looks like it is escaping from the hoodie, but Iām sure it will print just fine and of course the goose would cause problems like this on purpose. They are available until July 5th, 2021 :)
https://everpress.com/be-ge-do-crimes

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Something I find incredibly cool is that theyāve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldnāt figure out what they were for for the life of them.Ā
Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and saidĀ āOh yeah sure thatās a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.āĀ
āWait youāre still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???ā
āWell, yeah. Weāve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.ā
Itās just.Ā
50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, weāve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply havenāt found anything better to do the job.Ā
i also like that this is aĀ āask craftspeopleā thing, it reminds me of when art historians were allĀ āthe fuckā about someoneās earĀ ādeformityā in a portrait and couldnāt work out what the symbolism was until someone whoād also worked as a piercer was likeĀ āuhm, heās fucked up a piercing thereā. interdisciplinary shit alsoĀ needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shitĀ ok
One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks canāt get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.
I read something a while back about how pre-columbian Americans had obsidian blades they stored in the rafters of their houses. The archaeologists who discovered them came to the conclusion that the primitive civilizations believed keeping them closer to the sun would keep the blades sharper.
Then a mother looked at their findings and said āyeah, they stored their knives in the rafters to keep them out of reach of the children.ā
Omg the ancient child proofing add on tho lol
I remember years ago on a forum (email list, thatās how old) a woman talking about going to a museum, and seeing among the womenās household objects a number of fired clay items referred to asĀ āprayer objectsā.Ā (Apparently this sort of labeling is not uncommon when you have something that every house has and appears to be important, but no-one knows what it is.)Ā She found a docent and said,Ā āExcuse me, but I think those are drop spindles.āĀ Ā āWhy would you think that, maāam?āĀ Ā āBecause they look just like the ones my husband makes for me.Ā See?āĀ They got all excited, took tons of pictures and video of her spinning with her spindle.Ā When she was back in the area a few years later, they were still on display, but labeled as drop spindles.
So ancient Roman statues have some really weird hairstyles. Archaeologists just couldnāt figure them out. They didnāt have hairspray or modern hair bands, or elastic at all, but some of these things defied gravity better than Marge Simpsonās beehive.
Eventually they decided, wigs. Must be wigs. Or maybe hats. Definitely not real hair.
A hairdresser comes a long, looks at a few and is like, āYeah, theyāre sewn.ā
āDonāt be silly!ā the archaeologists cry. āHow foolish, sewn hair indeed! LOL!ā
So she went away and recreated them on real people using a needle and thread and the mystery of Roman hairstyles was solved.
She now works as a hair archaeologist and I believe she has a YouTube channel now where she recreates forgotten hairstyles, using only what they had available at the time.
damn they donāt tell you at the job fair that you can be a hair archaeologist good for her
bro imagine this but with stuff from now
The Best of Spideytorch, Part 1 of ?
I wanna hear these Opinions on steampunk color palettes, if youāre willing.
tbh āthe Victorians did not go to the trouble of inventing aniline dyes so that we could wear neutralsā mostly covers it?
they went to a lot of effort to bring affordable screaming bright fuchsias and acid greens into the world, and we should honor their tacky, tacky choices.
letās not forget the tacky patterns, too
oh yeah
oh fuck yeah
(TELL ME that last one isnāt a steampunk look. just try and tell me)
yes! thank you, these are EXACTLY what i meant. tomorrow Iāll take a picture of the bafflingly tacky goldenrod-and-maroon gown Iāve got at the shop
also
this is wise, and correct.
This is 100% true.
Oh no, no those are tastefulĀ compared to what wild color shenanigans the 19th century got up to.Ā Most of them being mid-century are only ~2 colors excepting the plaid.Ā By the 1890s, fiveĀ colors per dress was the fashion.Ā Theyā¦didnāt all coordinate the way we would.Ā Ā
PUMPKIN WORTH
I have seen mid-century dresses in electric blue.Ā Barbie pink
Black with photo-realistic brocade oranges.Ā Royal purple with GIANT POLKA DOTS.
Hey hey did you know lime green and lavender was a favorite color combo in 1895?
This one is not so much tacky asā¦vibrant
Okay at ~1903 itās not really Victorian but I love the melting ice cream explosion look of it
This dress has faded but it would have originally been a quite eye-catching shade of violet.
Not that past eras were any less fond of colors even if they werenāt artificial dyes. Ā Iāve seen canary yellow Regency dresses and an 18th century manās coat in turquoise velvet printed with leopard spots.Ā Ā Steampunk isnāt really Victorian so much as it is ādrapery store vomited on a sexy colorblind school marmā
Et le piece de resistanceā¦
Yes, those orange blocks are outlined in green chenille fringe.
brb, saving that green one to my āMalfoy estate saleā pinterest board
Steampunk isnāt really Victorian so much as it is ādrapery store vomited on a sexy colorblind school marmā
Pair a brightass fushia dress with a top hat and gears you cowards
MORE PUMPKIN ORANGE AND FRINGE YOU COWARDS
If youāre not using blood red and forty pounds of lace and trim what the fuck are you even playing at
The Pragmatic Costumer calls thisĀ āThe Hot Mess Dress.ā It dates from around 1878. They say:Ā āThis dress has more trims than my entire collection of detash combined (detash or destash means all the little bits, pieces, and leftovers from crafting something)! On the outside alone I spot: black lace, bi-colored sandy-brown/cornflower-blue ruffles, tawny velvet, cream silk, beaded netting, cream lace, ribbon bows, ribbon rosettes, cornflower-blue buttons, and that fluffy lace collar.Ā For even more trim-tastic fun and draping pandemonium, hereās a shot of the back:ā
The Pragmatic Costumer: āTrims were all the rage in the mid 1870s and 1880s, and this dress is raging harder, faster, and more extravagantly than most.ā
And hereās a Worth tea gown from 1895. This really needs to be worn by a mad scientist. Especially one interested in fish.
@gwengrimm Some of these are just amazing, and others sink worse than the sink we just unclogged.
I would wear that bright orange pumpkin monstrosity, just saying š¤£
I would wear ALL OF THESE
Excellent thread.
Reblogged especially for the de-radicalization info.Ā I donāt know who might need it, but Iām sure someone does.
https://twitter.com/gwensnyderPHL/status/1133057510292824065

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!!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!!
I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said Iām not registered
PLEASE, especially if youāre a Black voter, check your registration status at vote.org
Know your status
Does your last name sound anything like Lopez, Martinez, or Rodriguez? Mine does. When I saw this post I checked my voter registration status online with my state. Despite registering just three months ago, I was no longer registered to vote, and I did not receive my ballot. If you live in a mail-in voting state and you didnāt get your ballot, contact your county election official/county clerk for a replacement.
Make sure you check with your stateās voting site as well. I just had the shit scared out of me because that website said I was registered, but when I checked my stateās site (and made sure I had the right county selected) it said I was registered.
Itās worth checking your stateās site every few months anyway (especially when any election is coming up).
Texas is definitely purging voters. Theyāre also making it harder to re-register if they purged you. I hate that this is true, but POC will need to check and check frequently to stay registered in Texas.
College students, too. In the 2014 election, I had to vote in San Marcos, and I canāt tell you how many Texas State students were turned away because they didnāt cross all the tās and dot all the iās on getting their registration transferred and current.
i use a site called TurboVote run by a nonprofit that sends me reminders based on where im registered to vote before every election. it sends me an email to remind me to check my registration, to apply for absentee ballots, etc. itās helpful so that you can check if youāve been purged regularly (and participate in the local races that never get any publicity);Ā https://turbovote.org/
Please register and check with your town/city hall often to make sure you are still registered. Please vote.
THIS IS A REMINDER
You have about two months to make sure youāre registered to vote by mail in the US.
the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then thereās fucking. elmer ābutchā hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag
I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed
OP it gets worse.Ā Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents thatās a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named āDR. Rip Studwellā and his defining character trait is being hotĀ
He changed his icon bc of this post specifically
good.
Canāt a man have confidence tumblr user ātyhplosionā?
HELLO???????????????
what was everyones favourite fucked up short story they had to read in middle school mine was the landladyĀ
steps to be cute:
you are alreadyĀ cute!
yes, you reading this!
it would be nice to remind others they are too!
Medusa was kinda problematic Ā :/
She objectified a lot of peopleĀ

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Upper Paleolithic hunter-gatherers around 50,000 years ago
i was watching high school musical yesterday and watched troy bolton eat a delicious lunch of Just White Bread
Cannibalism