Change is inevitable

guy whos incompatible with life itself

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

Insane. Highly medicated, but still insane.

I need someone to do some good old witchery for me

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

Let's all run outside and start yelling and screaming and see if we can get people to panic. If everyone did this it would make a big difference

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real