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shane "super gay" hollander shoots off the fastest when they frot because like. dick to dick contact is the gayest thing ever. send post

Hollanov works very well because they are equal parts freak4freak as they are loverboy4loverboy<3

Mushrooms aren’t plants OR animals and they are not under the dominion of man OR god.

i love that there's a plot in rihanna pon de replay music video and the plot is "this club sucks i will get the dj to turn the music up"

ilya thrusting into shane with all his might. then shane comes and ilya follows not long after and shane says panting “you’re not lasting as long anymore” and ilya leans on top of his husband, holding him close and says “i don’t know what’s happening to me, i have to concentrate so hard to not come before you, why do you feel so good, huh?” and he kisses shane’s ear “you feel insane the moment i’m inside you, do you know how hard it is to not come at the first thrust?” and shane snorts and then looks at him all smug and says “that’s love, ilya” and ilya snuggles into his husband and says with his voice muffled “no, you’re some kind of wizard who casted some kind of spell on me, and now every time we have sex i get more obsessed” and shane just cackles.

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

robbie williams saying he's recently found out he's autistic well yes that would follow from the biopic where you portrayed yourself as an animal living in a world otherwise entirely populated by regular humans and nobody ever comments on it in universe but there is to the outward viewer an obvious pervasive sense of difference and alienation following you throughout your life and career

Okay but r2 is playing the EXACT SAME GAME! Of every character in Star Wars, r2 probably knows the most and shares the least! He knows anakin is Vader! He knows Luke and Leia are twins! And that anakin and padme are their parents. He was at their wedding! He knows that Ben is Obi-Wan. He knows all about the Jedi and the clone wars and palpatine. Does he tell Luke any of this? NOPE!

and what if i said that shane hollander doesn't want a threesome with anyone but two ilya rozanovs. what if i said ilya is very horny about this fact and makes a cast of his dick. what if i said that he makes shane suck the silicone mould of his penis whilst he fucks shane with shane on his hands and knees with the dildo gripped between shane's big hands as shane sobs that the silicone doesn't taste right so then they switch and ilya fucks his mouth whilst dildo!ilya fucks his hole (still controlled by actual ilya, he is bent over shane and fucking his hips forward into shane's mouth as he jacks the dildo in and out). and what if i said then shane starts sobbing with ilya's cock in his mouth bc dildo!ilya doesn't feel right in his ass either and he wants ilya to come in his hole. and what if i said ilya just coos meanly at him the whole time, calling him a silly little slut, stroking his hair in mock sympathy then bullying him for being so cock hungry. and what if i said ilya goes back to fucking shane's hole and makes shane lie with his face smooshed into the mattress, sucking on the silicone dildo like a pacifier, just drooling all over himself, still whining that it isn't right and ilya just laughs at him. what if i said all that?