Limbus Company x Darkest Dungeon Afflictions: Irrational
Randomly thinking about how the Limbus Company Sinners would act out in Darkest Dungeon 1 (assuming that Distortion isn't actually a factor). I decided to do Irrational since that is the most creative.
Much like the Leper, he becomes completely incomprehensible, spouting random snippets of poetry. (sourced from his real poems, which are already hard to understand)
I become my father and I become my father's father. (Becoming irrational)
Quietly adopt me as the proton of an electron. (Marking self)
O people despair, O people be born, O people be born, O people despair. (Refusing to get healed)
She loses herself to the Gesellschaft, forgetting which Faust she is and randomly switching personalities between her various selves.
You came just in time for the sermons! Huhu, you deserve some praise. (Stressing out party)
Proceeding with subject repression. (Attacking party member)
Please straighten my bamboo hat. (Refusing to move)
Becomes convinced she's just an actor in a play.
Nay! Our foes are but cardboard props! (Refusing to retreat)
Director! What's my next line? (Passing turn)
Thou'rt supposed to enter from stage LEFT! (Switching position)
Becomes soft and motherly towards her sword, believing it to be her infant child.
Shh!! You'll wake the baby. (Party member attack hits)
Somebody's hungry today. (Damaging self)
Look, it's your favorite toy! (Random action)
Is constantly bothered by the sun, despite the fact that the sun is nowhere to be seen in this land.
How can you rest when the sun is still so bright? (Camping stress)
I can feel the cymbals of the sun clashing on my skull. (Getting hit)
Every angle and curve... so sharp it hurts my eyes. (Skipping turn)
Is unsure about the state of his own existence. Living? Dead? Immortal? Can't be sure. Maybe someone else knows.
Ah~! Thank you! Just leave the rice on my gravestone for later. (Refusing to eat)
I appreciate the gesture but I'm already undying. (Refusing a buff)
Ohh...! Interesting! Are you dead too? (Party member hit)
Believes himself tormented by Catherine's ghost and his other selves.
Hah! If you were the real me that would've hit! (Enemy misses)
I can't bloody think with you tapping at the window all night! (Refusing to use camp skills)
See? You passed right through her! (Party member misses)
Literally just becomes Ahab.
I have my own compass and it's never failed me! (refusing item)
Thunder and Lightning! The battle of our lifetimes is upon us! (Refusing to retreat)
Helmsmen, right hard rudder! OARSMEN!! Pull yourselves together and ROW!!! (Random action)
Totally coo-coo bananas. Lost all grip on reality. Seems to think she's in some kind of food-based fairy tale kingdom?
I'll just grab something off the doughnut tree. (Refusing to eat)
Make way for the Lady Cupcake. (Moving forward)
Oh no! My pretzels! (getting hit)
Believes his body has become prosthetics.
My limbs... all plastic and chrome... (Becoming Irrational)
Look! Can't you see the circuits inside?! (Damaging self)
C-cut them off they can regrow! (Marking self)
Thinks she's a farmer working the field. (for real this time)
Where's my donkey? I can't do this with ox alone! (Random action)
Get back on the plow, we're running out of spring! (Attacking ally)
It ain't much but it's an honest day's work. (Refusing to use camp skills)
Believes he has literally transformed into a cockroach.
*scuttle scuttle* (Moving backwards)
no apple no apple (Refusing buff)
*skitter skitter* (moving forward)
