how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

yo why is this on my dash its august

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

It's knife day

@arialis

Now its blessing of Ra

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

*combusts*

that’s one way to do it

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

There's a whole genre of comments on recipe blogs where someone says they left out a key "unhealthy" ingredient and the food turned out like shit, so the recipe is shit.

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

certified muppets post

@ruffboijuliaburnsides basedball

hot damn they really did go off with this

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

World Heritage Post

The thing with amateur local theater is it is almost always bad BUT keeping it alive is the most important thing

The joys of artistic expression cannot be limited to talented people everybody needs it to survive

This is such a hilarious take we should give untalented people who make bad art money you know just because guys

Exactly. Glad you understand 💗

good art grows from the soil of bad art, but also bad art justifies itself. it's still art