muffled filth

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.

😩 i cant deal with this dawg

Wh-why is the crotch of the illustrative drawing censored???

touching my penis for good luck

you kid, but it *is* quite literally touching your balls, not for good luck but to ward off jinxes. like, someone will mention illness or something tragic that might happen, and men will automatically touch their balls out of superstition

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[said with such intense autotune that i can barely be understood] my head hurts

problematic sudoku solving skills gap