Drunk Cigarette

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

preparing my stupid haggard speech to give to my lame and undisciplined troops before we get absolutely wrecked by enemy cavalry at the club

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

Hideo Kojima needs to stop naming people words so I can make my quips in peace

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

ughh. why does my head hurt