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pitchburgh

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

augustdementhe

FUCK YEAH.

naamahdarling

AYFKM this shit is ASPIRATIONAL.

famouspainterwombat

kaijuno

evilwizard

i-was-today-years-old-when

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

splend-42

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

deliriumcrow

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

cipheramnesia

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

patrickat

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

avron

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

digitaldiscipline

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

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kedreeva

The heat has claimed its first victim....

Just kidding, this fool is out here sunning himself and taking naps.

DID YOU KNOW, peafowl (and other birds) sun themselves like this to kill ectoparasites? This kind of sunning can take their feather temps to 140F+, hot enough to kill feather lice. And he's just soaking it up like he hatched on the surface of the fucking sun. So comfy he can barely keep his eyes open.

taibhsearachd

Imagine burning yourself because you touched a peacock at an inopportune time…

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

spectrexviiii

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lierdumoa

Too bad this guy never actually watched John Wick or he’d realize that John Wick does, in fact, have this exact scene, almost exactly how he described it:

iusedtobecharming-deactivated20

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

rehearsing

happy too tired July everyone

mevil

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outaspaceman

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

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im gonna fucking cry

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im gonna fucking cry

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criminalmindsverse

CRIMINAL MINDS 2.21 — "Open Season"

knitmeapony

Yes yes yes this scene thank you for the tag, heehehehe

kalindashepard

It’s funny because this scene must be based on the memoir Special Agent by Candis DeLong. In it she describes being out looking at clothes at a department store on lunch break with another female agent and overhearing a conversation between a man and a woman in which he says he’s an FBI agent. They peer around some clothes racks thinking that they’re going to see one of their fellow agents trying to get a date, and when they don’t recognize the guy they go over and pretend to be interested in the big strong FBI agent themselves and ask to see his badge. The guy actually pulled out a fake badge, whereupon they said “Huh, that doesn’t look anything like ours…”, produced their own badges and arrested him for impersonating an FBI agent. (I remember this bit from a 25 year old book because I actually stole it myself for a fic)

knitmeapony

Exquisite. Glorious. 10/10 thank you for sharing.

phantomrose96

Something just a little bit funny about Bradley showing up shredded to the nines to take care of the Greed situation. Yeah sorry about this weird kidnapping fiasco Alphonse but don’t worry President Chad Washington is here to take care of it

phantomrose96

Mustang could not become Fuhrer immediately after Bradley because if he had, then the whole world would bring into question whether Amestris takes its politics seriously or if it just hands dictatorial power to the most handsome man anyone can find within electing distance of Central HQ

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