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i love that we can do this. why can we do this

blackhole-ntp

The way that it's always still formatted like an instructional guide article with boldtext and headings is always just so timelessly funny to me.

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"There is no safe way to hug"

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i'm a big fan of "i'm a [blank] where's my mama" but i think the hyperspecific ones like these are especially fun

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ok this is kinda fun. fuck.

ouroborosorder

oh yeah totally, this visionary's gonna have to save us from behind bars, you know, as she's serving out that 11-year sentence of her's. embarrassing.

why are you so intent on tearing down strong women in tech

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Dr Pepper pngs

thestuffedalligator

This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

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Well that's the way it goes.

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elf who can autotomize their giant pointy ears like a lizard dropping its tail and grow them back

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being attracted to men isnt natural

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Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

d1s4strous

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

lizholmes

90,000 inch nails: i want to fuck you like an anthill

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eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

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It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

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Artist is @saagelius on Twitter

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hey do you wanna go to the park or somethin

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