my type is cunty homonculi

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

pollo👍

the thing about reddit guys is that sufficiently powerful ones can leave reddit and wander other sites like surprise superbosses

genuinely who asked for an oot remake but I saw a comment on the trailers video that when something like "I'll buy this for my son like my father did for me with the original" and I remember normal people exist and my friends and I are the weird ones

does the 3ds remake mean nothing to you

It's been longer (15 years) since the 3DS version than it was from the original to the 3DS remake (13 years)

put that sanae picture away

Yo mr white a romulan warbird just decloaked off the port bow