my type is cunty homonculi

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

i refitted my doll with a non-articulating faceplate and now when it wants to bite me it just presses its face into my side and makes these stupid muffled whines

[Image description: a monochrome digital comic featuring characters from video games. First we see Wario, smirking and looking intimidating as he looks down and says, “Go on, Mario… say ’fuck’.” We see him smirking down at Mario, who is sweating nervous. He stutters, for a moment, before his face becomes comically simplistic and he says, “Duck!” Wario trembles with laughter, before he leans back and stretches his neck, saying, “God, Mario, you’re such a soft boy.” Leaning menacingly over Mario, he continues, “Nobody would even hear it! Go on.” We cut to Sonic the Hedgehog, standing in some bushes and holding a clipboard. We see the clipboard, which reads, “Is Mario a good boy? Yes, no.” His pencil is moving towards the ‘yes’ option. End image description]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

CHICACO DEEP DISH + 9 BEERS + HEAD