my type is cunty homonculi

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

It's always when you start thinking "Taskmaster hasn't been that kinky recently" that they do straight-up puppy play before an ad break.

time travel not for the philosophical implications, not for the sake of the plot, but instead purely to engineer worse polycule dynamics

Simultaneously dating the versions of someone from before and after the incident. it sucks.

@k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

hate to see other people living my dream

stop pretending men are this good at flirting. I was flirting with @lakemojave, it's a lesbian post, date a woman if you like it so much

whenever there’s a voyager ep where janeway’s defending federation values with all her might despite any evidence to the contrary i’m like wow what a compelling display of someone clinging desperately to the only structure she’s ever known in an attempt to keep herself sane as the world around her feels increasingly hostile and alien. whenever there’s a tng ep where picard’s defending federation values with all his might despite any evidence to the contrary i’m like shut the fuck uppp centrist grandpa

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station