my type is cunty homonculi

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

when will they establish that "james bond" is like an intergalactic slug that possesses random british men every 5 to 15 years and uses its collected life experiences to go on spy adventures

trans women dont identify with slurs invented for trans men because there arent any and they dont identify with porn terms created to degrade trans men because there arent any and they dont self consciously model their gender presentation off movies meant to demonise trans men as serial killer rapists because there arent any

for autism awareness week i will be licking this thing's face and then holding it down so that it can't wipe off the sticky wet

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

evil and fucked up way to spell kaylee 😭

they call ocarina of time oot because when you'll see how bad the remake looks you'll throw it oot the windae

yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting

our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.

the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.

No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!

Doing all my little tasks while saying "Reimu!" as a vocal stim.

nooo that souds about right