This one time at band camp...

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

What's cheaper than a cock? A onion.

An* 😌

I'm on the information superhighway getting road head

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

also are we sure that's a man. there could be estrogen in the chocolate (imagines willy wonka as a beautiful and frightening woman) you know I think I could forgive anyone for turning a child blue and spherical

FUCK. FUCK. SAW THE FIRST IMAGE IN THE 'RECOMMENDED BLOGS' TAB WHILE SCROLLING and my VERY first thought was "wowie that's a good looking bike" AND THEN I SAW THE USERNAME. UNREAL

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

Imagine how I feel