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Putting on lingerie for his man
Prev how dare you leave this in the tags
I’m speaking my truth: every hollanov scene touches on humiliation kink because Shane finds it humiliating to have sex.
so many good tags on this post but these are some of my favourites, took the words right out of my brain @goldturnedgray :)
because yes, to Want is an ugly shameful thing, but to Want for one's own Self?! illegal. criminal. downright disgusting behaviour. one should be locked up for such a thing. shame is not a great enough feeling for it. it's so much easier to Want on behalf of someone else, for someone else, because of someone else. Nothing He Wants Is Ever For Himself. even if he lies through his teeth to himself about it, there's always someone else to benefit from it more than him. oh shane you beautiful broken man. the intersection of desire and identity and self worth, to value himself enough to deserve the things he wants, To Own His Desires 🥲
my low stakes headcanon of the day is that i think Ilya can mimic an american (boston specifically lmfao) accent perfectly he just.. doesn’t give a shit to put in the effort
And the first (and only time) he tried that in front of Shane, he refused to kiss him for a week
One morning he’s just sitting in the dining room eating his breakfast and drinking his coffee and decides to just bust it out when Shane asks him sth like „do you know where my gym bag is?” he goes „sweetheart, I think you left it in the car” and Shane looks at him like

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Shane is going through his usual workout in their home gym when he spots Ilya leaning against the doorjamb in the reflection of the floor length mirrors they had installed. And if Shane firms up his form a little, shows off just a tad, in response to having Ilya's eyes on him then well that's his business.
After Ilya watches Shane appreciatively in silence for a while, he then teasingly starts throwing out challenges. And of course Shane snaps up that bait immediately because all the incentive Shane needs to do something is Ilya saying "Bet you can't,,," in that specific lilting tone. It eventually escalates until Shane pushes himself to failure and he's breathing hard as fuck and absolutely drenched in sweat, still glowing with victory, preening at the impressed noises Ilya made when he actually finished that last rep.
And then before Shane can go shower, Ilya is intercepting him in their bedroom and tackling Shane to the bed. And Shane's laughing and grinning because he thinks they're still messing around, but then Ilya is tilting his head and saying very very softly "What's so funny, Shanya?" and a prickling chill races down Shane's spine as Ilya looms over him and it suddenly occurs to Shane all at once that Ilya is,,, actually holding him down. Obviously, Ilya is always holding him down, but Shane is always strong enough to buck him off if he really put some effort into it.
But right now Shane's arms are literally still quaking from the burn of over use, he's quite literally weak as a kitten. He couldn't get Ilya off of him if he tried. He's actually pinned.
And Ilya's grin is slow and deeply pleased as he watches this realisation spread across Shane's face, his dark eyes widening to show the whites. He bends down and deliberately scrapes the blunt edges of his teeth over Shane's rabbiting pulse point, making Shane breathe in sharply, a gasp. Shane's not laughing now.
"Moya lyubov, you're trembling," Ilya purrs.
And then Ilya gets to work.
i’m a very rational person in general but i kind of do believe in sports curses. because of the evidence
bisexual menace ilya rozanov (he looks so good here it's fucking crazy)
final game before retirement ilya is like do not worry moy lyubovnik i have poisoned the gatorade. they shall pull our chariot in the underworld. and shane is like aww you think of everything.
please don't ask me how long i spent making this 😭😭 also imagine the bulls are anya and chiron and that that's harris lying next to them thank you.
goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

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like sorry but ilya would love cocaine. he just would. i have an evil headcanon that he loves it so much that his teammates give him the nickname snowplow. snorting 3 lines like adidas . then swiping his finger through whats left and rubbing it on his gums. like sue me
Ilya has always enjoyed baiting other teams into penalties. In fact, it's one of his favourite things about hockey. He's made it into a fucking art form. He has a long mental list of exactly what gets under other players' skin and relishes finding new and creative ways to frame their petty insecurities or asshole nature (crucially, he is not airing people's trauma, he's chirping them about their receding hairline and DUI). But after Shane joins the Centaurs, he starts going fucking wild with it. People thought he was bad before? Just you fucking wait. When the reward for getting a penalty out of someone else is that he finally gets to share the ice with his husband??? Oh, shit's about to go down.
Wiebe would love to be able to claim this had been a deliberate strategy when he decided to put Shane and Ilya on separate lines but have them go out as a unit on the power play but that's simply not true. It was just an unexpected but fortunate byproduct of that.
This does mean Ottawa has an abnormally high number of penalties against them when compared to other teams. All because Ilya Rozanov loves nothing more than getting to play hockey with his husband and is incredibly sly with it, mostly managing to avoid getting pegged as the instigator.
v beloved genre of claude giroux interview
for the first three months that Ilya has snapchat he genuinely believes that the photo disappears forever for everyone until the next time he sees svetlana and she shows him the screenshot she took of something he posted and he has a flashback of everything he’s posted and then - and this is crucial - does not change his snap habits at all
snaps ilya posted to his story:
photo of him and marly in g-strings
multiple speedometer pictures, all while driving and all over the speed limit
club selfies with svetlana and like every fifth one you can see that they definitely just did key bumps
video of him downing a big mac in like 35 seconds while the raiders call him disgusting in the background
a million sweaty gym selfies
video of burning rozanov jerseys outside centre bell with the caption “thank you montreal for selling out my jersey 💯”
a video taken by cliff of ilya taking a fat rip off of a truly bulky vape rig, trying to say “cotton” before blowing it out and instead choking and coughing so hard he throws up
200+ selfies of him with the stanley cup in various states of drunkenness and undress
dick pic accidentally posted to his story. it is the only story of his he’s deleted. followed by a black screen that say “whoops 😜 no peaking 😈”
video of him and svetlana doing ossetra caviar bumps
selfie with his tongue out with the caption “don’t need a filter to have a long tongue 😏🐶👅” notibly followed by a video making all the raiders use the dog filter
The Long Game version here!!!

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I like to imagine that, partially due to the Hockey Robot stereotyping and partially due to his watertight media training, commentators are constantly going on about "What's going on in Hollander's head? What was Hollander thinking there? Can't help but wonder what the Metros' Captain has on his mind right now." and it's like. Well statistically speaking. Cock.
Are you kidding. OF COURSE Shane is golfing. Ilya too. You have to accept that in your heart. They don’t care that the grass thing is unethical. They like getting competitive about aiming the stupid thing and using different clubs. It’s a social walk thru a park with an activity to do it’s the perfect way to Be A Man in a contained and familiar environment. Please. I know it hurts. They play golf and they love it.