The Xan and Jaania Person

hey if you're a pervert, and there isn't enough porn of the thing you enjoy, go make it yourself. It's a really enriching activity, a good creative outlet, and will grow your skills. Make whatever it is you love the most and you will get better at it so fast it's scary.

genuinely it’s so true, and if you’re lucky like me other people who read what you write (or enjoy whatever art you make) will also make more?? it’s genuinely a hack for getting more porn of your niche kinks and the stakes are so low!!

still insane to me that nipples are a "Scary Body Part" that needs to be secret and hidden at all costs. but only if you're part of the population of people with a certain gender presentation. it baffles me. and this is just normal somehow

thinking about that extremely feminine drag queen (a cisgender man in this specific case) whose nipples were blurred on TV. obviously this post is moreso about women but just as an example of the absurdity of it all. if you present too femininely suddenly an entire normal body part of yours becomes obscene. it's crazy it's crazy it's crazy it's crazy. what the fuck is a "female presenting nipple" I feel like I'm going insane. it's just nipples. why are we scared of nipples.

anyone who is visibly deviant from what people expect a cisgender man to look like is unsafe if they just want to be shirtless at the beach. cis women. trans women. trans men. all sorts of nonbinary people. anyone who has been on estrogen for a period of time. a lot of intersex people. the list goes ON. why is it only acceptable for one specific subset of humans to be shirtless in public! fuck!!!

my stupid thighs hurt from doing squats

Fish stapler Monday

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

fuck you and the horse you rode in on. "oh but I didn't ride in on a horse" I know. I would never insult a horse. every horse has my undying respect. fuck you again

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

Some good news for everyone today.

I went to a conference showing off this tech back in 2013 and I am so glad to see a TikTok because it means that the technology is getting more popular and ubiquitous

idc if theyve made good stuff before I think anyone who wants to make a portal movie has to give their opinions on white feminism, ableism, and the intersection of scientific investigation and capitalism in twentieth century america before theyre allowed to start writing the script

you have to read crenshaw and know the history of gynecology, baby formula in puerto rico, and the role of women in the computer age before youre allowed to make a portal movie

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly