Full of ideas and trying to write them

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

I recognize that canon has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it and indulge myself in fanfic.

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A tarot card, the border is gold trim as is the text. At the top it says “IX” and at the bottom it says “THE HERMIT”. A stylistic drawing of Osiris from Destiny 2 is at the center, his body is facing forward and his face is a side profile facing right (our left), he wears gold armor (gauntlets, a chest piece resembling an Egyptian Pharaoh’s necklace, and a golden eagle as the helmet.) There are feathers that are multicolored under his neck piece and over his helmet. He has a scarf covering the lower half of his face. He holds two golden objects; the “Lantern of Osiris” which is a circular object is hovering above his right hand, and a staff is in his left hand. The golden objects and armor appear to be overlaid with gold leaf, as does the line art. The second image is the same as the first, however it is upside-down.]

Ahem, something for us all to remember

"kids don't pay attention in class anymore Because Of Phone" is so funny as an argument. students haven't paid attention in class since school was invented. my parents' generation were in there making flipbooks out of the corners of their notebooks and doodling random shit instead of taking notes. and they didn't have phones.

also pro-'banning phones from school altogether' people are like "well instead of being on their phones during recess, they can do creative things to pass the time!!" okay well when my classmates did creative things to pass the time instead of being on their phones, they found a random earring on the ground and pierced a guy's ear with a needle right there so he could wear it. do you want that.

one time during recess one of my classmates poured some suspicious powder onto his desk and snorted it all. is that creative enough for you. he did it instead of being on his phone.

At my school someone yelled "look what i can do!" And ran headfirst into a two layer glass door, shattering it completely. The teacher said he won't report that he did that and will say that it was an accident to not embarass him. He did that instead of being on the phone too