THE LAST TRUE QUEEN OF VIOLENCE

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

I threw a dog at a land mine

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

whenever u accuse ppl of snoring theyre like oh i dont snore. how the fuck would you know youre asleep while youre doing it its kind of a prerequisite

I love when people criticize tiktok and then the notes are full of people like "ok but tumblr is just as bad" no bitch it isn't. imagine if popularity was determined by how hot you are. imagine how much that would suck. not for me of course i'd rock that shit but imagine it for you guys

OP doesn't even seem like they're stumbling cluelessly into the subject, they're just commenting on it.

they should replace the axiom of choice with ME. let me make the choice for you. i feel i'd be great at it

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house