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Hey, does anybody know who Jamiroquai is?

portal coffee shop au 

a british cashier watches in horror as the manager locks a mute girl inside the starbucks and starts throwing espresso at her

chell is not hurt because she is catching all the espresso in her mouth perfectly 

what if texas just like……. kept going

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni

👏🏼Danny 👏🏼 fenton 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trans 👏🏼

To be fair, Butch Hartman is a little bitch and I would rather say Danny Fenton is trans out of pure spite than listen to his dumbass

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

everyone who buys tumblr fundamentally misunderstands the fact that us clowns that still use this site use it specifically because its a no mans land in here and its structure utterly prevents a lot of the annoying crap on other social media. no premium nonsense, posts are in order, significant anonymity, etc. the userbase is uniquely hostile to change and will get up in arms about literally anything you do. every corporation who buys this site with different goals in mind is gonna have a bad time and end up selling it a few years down the line for chump change

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

pat shell gently and receive slime

11/10 product design