hit me baby one more time

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

the lion concerns himself with everything

I can’t imagine how bad Taylor Swift’s new album. I won’t be listening but the reactions have been hilarious.

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

Toddling ambitiously towards my desires like a child towards an unsupervised firearm

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

We pay in other ways

I'm sorry guys A few years ago I found a button that says 'press this to make the world 1% more evil' and I have just been pressing it and pressing it all day long every day. I'm not going to stop pressing it anytime soon but I wanted to say I'm sorry. also I'm very happy to say that I have forgiven myself so that's a big milestone for me