[ID: screenshot of a post in r/Spanish titled "When flirting with older women, should I use tu or usted?"]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

fireflies honestly make me cry a little. out of gratitude and wonder. thank goodness we live in a world with bioluminescence. thank goodness we live in a world where it can fly.

If it's a red flag for men to get into WWII history, then for women it would be... (suddenly remembers that women should be encouraged to be more curious about history, and that women actually dominate history majors but because they're constantly spoken over by men, their contributions to the study of history are often overlooked and looked down upon.)

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Defense attorneys I love you! Your work is invaluable and you go underappreciated and demonized by our society. This goes double for you public defenders, forgoing good money to ensure that everyone has representation. I love you so much thank you for all your work.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

On one side we have a colorful happy person with her cat enjoying life as it should be,in the other we have a sad beige woman