I know ASH...!

#his little dad huff oh my god 

“YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADY”

But dad all my my friends are on Tatooine. Oops forget I said that

“I don’t like the idea of you dating a smuggler”

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

Someone come here and debunk this shit

I can help! As a scientist, I’ve done some research, and this was posted by a blog called “facts I just made up” and have since hypothesized that it is a made up untruthful words.

I’m wet. 💦

WOW

WTF

I love science

me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

me, a different fanfic writer: *pets my fave character’s hair* *whispers* I’m gonna emotionally, maybe also physically, torture you

me, another fanfic writer: *boops my fave character’s nose* *whispers* I’m going to send you to an alternate universe where you make better decisions.

me, yet another fanfic writer:  *pats my fave character’s shoulder* *whispers* you are about to go to so much therapy

me, a fanfic reader: *looks into the eyes of the fanfic writers* *whispers* and I’m going to read all of it

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

I honestly can’t decide what’s better: that normal people came up with this as an entirely innocuous metaphors, or someone knew exactly how this could be taken and went with it

Please,more!

Y’all, I can’t reblog this fast enough

Fucking THANK YOU.

Truth.