But seriously. I want a relationship between the three of them.
I want Roy reading Dan Brown novels on the floor while Keeley and Jamie are draped on the couch watching Lust Conquers All.
I want Jamie big spooning Roy and making Roy blush with sweet nothings.
I want Roy big spooning Jamie and Jamie's cocky grin because fuck yeah! ROY KENT! KEELEY JONES! THIS IS HIS LIFE! He worked so hard to deserve this and he's getting it!
I want sun dappled mornings where Keeley wakes up between both of them and they're both turned toward her still asleep and Roy and Jamie's arms are laying across her stomach but still touching each other.
They're all protective of each other and still hype each other up and lean on each other and just. Would be a perfect throuple.
The sex gets creative because Roy's knee is still fucked but they make it work.
Everyone at work knows but the team says nothing to anyone outside of the organization since Roy is a coach and somehow Jamie has become an even better player because he's got two people to show off for.
Dr. Sharon fist pumps the air when she finds out. (When no one is around because she's professional)
Barbara tries to stir shit between the boys in hopes they punch each other again.
Beard gives Roy all of his and Jane's pegging magazines at the beginning of the relationship before anyone else knows. Just. Slides them across the desk real non-chalant and wordless.