LordNochybaty

Me watching a French detective show: this is so French😭✨

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

Nobody needs this many fucjing meetings this is so stupid I hate meetings

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

What I hate most about queerplatonic relationship discussions/arguments is the complete unwillingness from some people to admit that QPRs entail aspects that are absolutely not found in common friendships. People will literally go to their graves insisting that it is totally normalized in society for friends to live together forever, share finances, raise children, base all major life decisions on each other. Like…. genuinely in what fucking universe are you living in lmfao

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

To be fair, and speaking based on familial/platonic relationships as I don't do others - talking about the weather or asking what's going on and how is work/school/family is an entirely different concept when speaking to someone you care about. I care my friend at work thinks it's too hot bc I can take my revenge for them mocking me for being cold through the whole winter. Idc if Manager Rich was rained on unless it was actually funny.

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”