I Think I Lost My Halo

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

One of their associates wants your job but thinks buying a notepad is the equivalent of what you do and you just have to put up with it. Your boss gets you a rolex for no clear reason.

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

Emily, Murph and Siobhan each turned forty and decided they'd look the hottest they've ever been. Truly inspirations to us all.

It’s so funny that Darkness Man keeps saying, “We don’t need to tell people everything.” But just a season earlier Maxwell would just straight up tell people everything. Very funny of Murph. His reasoning in both cases is solid and consistent but it’s still funny to me that he plays the most adamant characters for/against telling the truth.

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

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i adore murph being on board with nancy danderhoof x darkness man ONLY as a doomed what-if slowburn. that's a man with integrity

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

"the world isn't kind" we are the world. lets make it kind.

im sorry but LaVonte’s “you know I don’t mind a little sauce on my Wingstreet” is the new gayest thing that’s been said on this very gay show