fae/she/they

ur unwillingness to either kill or die for me makes u boring and insufferable

Anon bb come back i can change for you

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

I hate gamers…

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

this event is cancelled

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

i'm serving can't. it's giving won't.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

a mutual is a kind of girl you want to have sex with

I don’t do casual, only soul-entangled

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID