fae/she/they

ur unwillingness to either kill or die for me makes u boring and insufferable

The pipis situation is actually wild like ohhh I love my lightners so much I wish I could have a family I'm going to pretend this egg is my daughter and play house with it . Has anyone checked in on him lately?

i get very #insufferable when I get comfortable with people

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?

AITA for killing that guy

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

intelligent and weird is so hot

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

crazy that you can overdose on literally anything. I don't mean like vitamins and stuff like that. you can overdose on water and oxygen. ya know. famously 2 most important things to Being Alive As A Human? yeah you can have too much and it can kill you. good luck

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

wound tending is everything. unparalleled intimacy. let me care for you. let me touch the skin around your open flesh. let me stain my hands with your blood. let me get close and breathe in the same air as you and stare into your eyes for a few seconds too long. let me make you think of me every time you see the bandage, or scar

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

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