fae/she/they

ur unwillingness to either kill or die for me makes u boring and insufferable

someone send me $50 for being pretty thanks

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

needless to say I am hopelessly dependent on The Character

what if we were walking through a botanical garden and it started to drizzle so we ran into a greenhouse and while we were standing there surrounded by ferns and the smell of rain you took my hand and kissed my knuckles?

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

why is my pussy always aching for something to be inside of her omg girl shut upp

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

Emotional support animal but I just bite you a lot and sleep on top of you like a weighted blanket

(my first page had a lot of spiders, so that's probably something some people may want to be aware could happen)

if you are fat and slutty you NEED to stay alive. you Have to. im so serious