fae/she/they

ur unwillingness to either kill or die for me makes u boring and insufferable

just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

don’t hold back compliments, it could make someones day

its easy to be cynical about the future but on the bright side at least more people keep giant skeleton statues in their yards now moreso than ever before

she’s out there making owl noises

who

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

also good to note that when someone walks into a room or moves suddenly or makes a noise it’s a normal reaction for people to look over! it doesn’t mean you did anything wrong or are being weird if everyone looks over at you, it’s just curious animal brain :]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next