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Did Flowery get some insane work done? Is he a secretly a vampire? Is he just absolutely cracked at photoshop and using it to mess with people? We may never know...

I can't believe Asgore's canonically a weeb, it makes for so many easy scenario set-ups

This is my doppelgänger, Danny, I met him on the internet

Damian Wayne has always been deeply invested in animals, especially endangered species. This is not new information. If there is an animal somewhere on Earth that is critically endangered, Damian Wayne has probably read at least three academic papers about it and has Opinions™ about its conservation status.

So naturally, when an article comes out about a female purple-backed gorilla named Delilah, Damian reads it.

Because of course he does.

And then he notices something interesting.

Apparently, some kid named Danny Fenton was the one who figured out that Delilah was actually a she.

Damian is intrigued.

He looks Danny up.

And then Damian just….

stares at the screen.

Because Danny Fenton looks strikingly like him.

Same dark hair. Same general facial structure. Same resting expression that suggests he is perpetually one inconvenience away from committing a felony. The only difference being Danny’s eyes are blue instead of green.

Damian’s immediate conclusion:

Someone has cloned me.

Obviously.

There is no other explanation.

Except, unfortunately, there is.

Danny Fenton is not a clone.

He’s just Damian’s unwitting doppelgänger.

And Damian, being Damian, decides that this is something he absolutely needs to investigate.

So he finds Danny online.

And Danny, who is apparently completely unfazed by some random Gotham teenager contacting him because they look alike, goes:

“Oh hey! You look like me too!”

Damian:

“I look like you?”

Danny:

“Yeah?”

Damian:

“You are aware that I am objectively more attractive.”

Danny:

“I literally don’t know you.”

And somehow this turns into a friendship.

They become internet friends.

Like, genuinely good internet friends.

They send each other pictures of weird animals.

Damian sends Danny articles about endangered species.

Danny sends Damian pictures of Tucker doing increasingly stupid things.

Damian complains about his siblings.

Danny complains about ghosts.

Damian: “My brother is insufferable.”

Danny: “My sister once threatened to throw me into a river.”

Damian: “Understandable.”

Danny: “I WAS SIX.”

And neither of them thinks this is weird.

They’ve been talking for ages.

They’ve never met in person.

Until Danny Fenton somehow ends up at a Gotham gala.

Maybe Vlad dragged him there because apparently Danny is being forced to attend another rich-person function.

Maybe Sam invited him as her plus-one because she knows exactly how much Danny hates these things and thinks watching him suffer is funny.

Maybe it’s a Wayne Foundation gala and Danny is there for some completely legitimate reason.

It doesn’t matter.

Because Damian walks into the room.

Sees Danny.

Stops.

Danny sees Damian.

Stops.

They stare at each other from across the ballroom.

And Danny slowly points.

Damian slowly points back.

Danny:

“No fucking way.”

Damian:

“Fenton?”

Danny:

“WAYNE?!”

And suddenly the entire Batfamily is watching as Damian Wayne, the child who has been raised to be suspicious of everyone, runs across a ballroom to greet some random teenage boy like they’ve known each other for years.

Bruce is standing there like:

Who is that?

Dick:

Oh my god, Damian has a friend.

Jason:

Why does that kid look like a civilian Damian?

Tim, already pulling up his phone:

Holy shit.

Steph:

DID DAMIAN GET A SECRET BOYFRIEND?!

Damian:

“He is not my boyfriend.”

Danny:

“We’re not even dating!”

Steph:

“I DIDN’T ASK”

And Danny and Damian immediately discover the most important thing about having a best friend who is also your physical double:

You can weaponize it.

They start switching places.

Danny puts on Damian’s jacket.

Damian takes Danny’s tie.

They swap phones.

They start answering to each other’s names.

Someone asks Damian a question and Danny answers.

Someone asks Danny something and Damian answers.

And because they look so ridiculously alike, nobody knows what’s happening.

Except Dick.

Dick knows.

Dick is watching his little brother actively participate in the most elaborate identity-based prank he’s ever seen and is having the time of his life.

Bruce, meanwhile:

“Damian.”

Danny:

“Yes, Father?”

Bruce:

“…”

Danny:

“…”

Bruce:

“Damian.”

Damian, from across the room:

“Yes, Father?”

Bruce:

“What.”

Danny:

“What?”

Damian:

“What?”

Bruce:

“I am going to bed.”

And the best part?

Damian and Danny aren’t even trying to be malicious.

They’re just having fun.

Because they’ve spent months talking online, and now they finally get to hang out in person, and apparently their shared hobby is causing problems for everyone around them.

By the end of the night, Gotham’s wealthiest families have absolutely no idea which Wayne child they’ve been speaking to.

The Batfamily has collectively decided Danny is part of the family now.

Sam has discovered that Damian is somehow exactly as insane as Danny.

And Damian has come to the deeply unfortunate realization that he has finally found someone who can match his energy.

Danny Fenton was supposed to be Damian Wayne’s internet friend.

Instead, he accidentally became his chaos twin.

AKA "Ghosts feed on emotions. The stronger, the better. Danny quickly realizes this also applies to pain. He becomes a nurse at Dr. Leslie Thompkins' clinic. Enter: the Wayne Family Dilemma." DPxDC prompt idea!

Okay, so, Danny hadn't really intended to work at Dr. Leslie Thompkins' free clinic as a nurse. He even applied for the job; he was helping somebody else who'd gotten mugged get to the free clinic and Dr. Thompkins stopped him, asked, "You're a nurse?" And he was hired. It turns out, nobody wanted to work for Dr. Thompkins because it was a crime-ridden hotspot: Crime Alley.

Danny doesn't even really realize what's happening until a patient with a GSW comes into clinic, yelling and bloody, and Danny's nitrile touch calms him enough that he doesn't even need morphine. A haphazard surgery later and Danny's fully satisfied - he doesn't even need to eat dinner because he feels like he's two minutes away from a food coma.

That's where the rumor starts. The free clinic has good drugs. Not fentanyl, oxycodone, dilaudid, or ketamine. Something better that has no side effects and totally erases every pain - as little as a sore throat to chronic pain that doctors have said there's no cure for. It becomes so well known that Dr. Thompkins' clinic is a huge target and a certain batfamily has to stake out the place to dissuade criminals.

Enter: Dick Grayson, former BPD officer with chronic leg pain after being shot in the leg. Jason "Totally Not A Crime Lord" Todd whose extensive burns affect the right side of his body. Barbara Gordon, Gotham librarian whose spinal injury causes phantom pain.

So Clocky does something that sounds completely ridiculous in theory. He scoops Danny up and drops him into a universe full of superheros and villains and tells him to "Do whatever you want. There will be no consequences for you." Then he leaves.

And just like that, Danny goes apeshit. He decides to do the one thing he always wanted to do but was too afraid to because he didn't want to be judged, or worse, forced to join his parents.

He becomes a supervillian. Not as Phantom, no. But as Fenton! He goes full super genius mad scientist and terrorizes whatever city he's in. The local superhero is being driven insane as Danny builds death rays, shrink rays, his own modified version of the GAV, ect.

The best part if that the local heros can never catch him for long and when he is caught he always escapes before he is transported to whatever facility they wanted him in. He always ends up back in his home dimension where he goes back to acting normal and no one from either human dimension or the Infinite Realms knows what he's up to (except the stop watch of course)

After a particularly fun day in which Danny highjacks all broadcasting services to teach everyone in the world how to make insulin at home so you didn't have to pay a ridiculous amount for necessary medication, the Justice League was now on his tail.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

Arrival:

So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”

Retrieval:

So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.

Delivery:

So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

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