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[Image description: Three photos of a long-necked bird next to a sign, with water in the background. The sign says “No Fishing, Conservation Area” in large text with “by order of Blackpool Council” in smaller text. In the first photo, the bird is looking at the sign as if reading it. In the second, it has turned to stare accusingly straight into the camera. The third photo is a close-up of the bird’s face. /end description]

Grey heron (Ardea cinerea)

Official silly sign

They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie

OLLIE HAS RAT PIANO

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

i feel like we all lost something when we started treating male privilege as some kind of magic amulet that you can put on and take off as you choose

i keep seeing all these really vicious arguments with terfs/right wingers insisting that a trans woman will Never Ever lose her magic amulet no matter how hard she tries and leftists insisting that all trans men don the magic amulet immediately after coming out as trans, and i may not have a phd in gender theory but to me these are both nonsense arguments and mean nothing

can you believe it guys? 17776! just a week away!

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