nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

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if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
macklin celebrini has autism
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

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Itās not a Discworld joke unless you read it, donāt parse it as a joke, and then carry on with your life for ten years until someone stops you to say something like āItās a pavlovian response because the dog ate a pavlovaā and you scream Terryās name with enough indignant rage you hope it rattles the pillars of the multiverse so wherever his soul is heāll hear it.
#i donāt think this is what pterry meant by āa manās not dead while his name is still spokenā
I absolutely think it is
I read Jingo for the first time when I was 13.
Iām 33 now, and I still discover a new joke every time I reread it.
Terry was a comedic genius
#shoutout to the one in Soul Music about the leopard that got thrown out of the circus because it couldn't hear the ringmaster#it was several months after my second or third time reading the book that I clocked it was a Deaf LeopardĀ (via @morkaischosen)
god DAMMIT
When I was informed that āVetinariā is a pun on āMediciā. That pun was so painful I couldnāt even see it.
...are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.
*starts thunderously knocking on the doors of heaven*
get out here Terry I just wanna talk
OH, I GET IT NOW!
Two examples from Unseen Academicals which I'm reading right now:
Someone went to Chubb University - Chubb is a lock manufacturer and Yale, which is a real university, also makes locks
The Old Sam - the Old Bill is slang for police and in Discworld, Sam Vimes is head of the Watch (police)
my nephews lunch that he packed
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]
that's arugula
[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]
String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]
Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed
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we breached fucking containment
wtf is happening on twitter

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interesting kink assortment on the dash
what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk
about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you
I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.
Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????
her what
does anyone know whag the rest of it says
But that's not a cat
yes it is
I've seen this fucking post 8 times
And youāll see it again
FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME
So uhhh
Keep going then?
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@maryland-officially
............whhhyyy
@maryland-officially
I will never be free of this post
Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?
Got his ass together in three words
Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

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SayingĀ āthis niche, properly tagged, warned, and rated piece of fiction could theoretically hurt someoneā is not a good argument. This properly labeled cookie with the allergen information at the bottom that contains gluten could theoretically harm me very badly, but only if I consume it. Tags are like nutrition labels, and warnings are like allergy information. If you know you have an allergy to something, the logic is to stay away from it. It is the same with fiction. Iām not running through stores yelling at people to take all the products with gluten off the shelves just because it could hurt me. Instead I ignore it and go to the gluten free section and find cookies that are right for me. And if running through a grocery store yelling sounds ridiculous, thatās because it is. Stop doing the same with fiction.
Hey, @evilwriter37
Iām gonna need to ask you a walnut question for formās sake. Suppose you found a blank bag of very generic-looking whatevers but thereās no clue as to what it is. You ask one of the members of staff what thatās about and they say ` āOh, thatās the John Doe Surprise Special. Mr. Doe has this bad habit of baking at 3am or whenever he canāt sleep. Because itās the middle of the night, he never knows whether heās put in [potential allergen 1, potential allergen 2, potential allergen 3 and/or potential allergen 4].ā What do you do next?
Well, if you have allergies, itās very obvious to not consume the unmarked bag. A rule of thumb for me with allergies (irl) and content warnings is: if I donāt know whatās in it, I donāt eat it. Itās that simple. I donāt know if youāre trying to egg me on or something, but no one is forcing you to āeatā the unmarked bag.
preserving good tags
in pain from laughing at this fucking video
For anyone who was confused like I was
Power Electronics

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I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
WHO DID THIS