Little green ghouls, buddy!

sometimes I think about like what TV shows and movies I'd keep on VCR or some shit to watch in the post-apocalypse after a long day of decontaminating mutant salmon

all I've got is The Mask starring Jim Carrey

you can watch whatever you want but it has to be The Mask starring Jim Carrey

can we watch The Mask starring Jim Carrey? I haven't seen it since last time we watched The Mask starring Jim Carrey

I'm glad you asked because it just so happens I have that one

Can we watch the mask 2

is anyone gonna help me with the salmon?

absolutely fucking not

I owe everything to someone who was crucified, who rose from the dead, and who saved all of humanity. Put this on ur page if u r not afraid to say THANK YOU, XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

@wearepaladin

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

Oh, so just because the king is dead and you see me holding a bloody dagger, trying to unlock this stupid window that won’t open, a grappling hook and rope around my waist, and a hood to obscure my face; that automatically means I’m the assassin? Well would an assassin do this?! *throws down a smoke bomb but it only goes up to my knees so you can clearly see me running away*