ive been here for over 10 years!

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

Does anyone know what to do

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

the renaissance of freaky vampires in media makes me so unbelievably happy it’s what god intended.