senator caesar

the whole point of the Kingsguard is that they’re unbelievably fucking washed like zero heroic deeds on the board just morning noon night overtime fraud aura farming. Complicit in every act of patriarchal violence of the monarchy. Not even that good at fighting. Hypothetical victories only. Like “noooo Arthur Dayne would’ve—” except Arthur Dayne lay down his life to stop a pregnant 15 year-old dying in childbirth from seeing her big brother on her deathbed and then got fucking hosed by teenage Ned Stark and his gay best friend who does not hit 5 foot two. “Ohhhhhh aemon the dragonknight” kept his sister in that damn cage for decades and then died in the service of his brother which is dickrider behavior. Bystanderan Selmy? Washed.

guys... in order to get out of the arctic we're gonna have to put on the BEST TALENT SHOW THE PACK ICE HAS EVER SEEN!!!!!!!

I think I would've joined the castle black mutineers simply on the basis of jon is a 16 year old punk and I don't want a 16 year old punk telling me what to do like at my summer job when I was training new hires in their 20s I could tell they wanted to whoop my ass and I was only like 4 or 5 years younger than them imagine being a grown ass man and lord commander junior in high school is ordering you to into the cellar to count barrels of salt beef girl fuck you you're getting stabbed five william times