Big Nerd, Small Bird

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

ok i understand homestuck now. you kill the clowns to obtain various polygons, which allows your partner to invest in real estate, which is how you get to heaven

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

what’s the mood for july?

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense