Yaaka Hula Hickey Doo, and away we go!

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

As someone who is staunchly against mandatory at-birth paternity tests because I believe it would lead to a steep uptick in both homicide and infanticide, I think this is an incredibly fair compromise that should have been codified a long time ago.

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

Straight and bi guys are allowed to have crushes on female celebrities and fictional characters. They are allowed to join fandoms for their crushes. Fandoms aren’t just for women and gay men.

Also, don’t insist that a man must be gay because he has an interest that isn’t stereotypically masculine. Especially if you believe in “toxic masculinity.”

My old roommates were mostly decent when it came to politics but they had the audacity to say a guy was probably gay for liking ABBA enough to participate in a birthday video for one of the members. You can read a detailed account of what happened here.

Here and here are examples of fandoms being hostile towards MLW/acting like they aren’t a part of them.

And I love that r/popheads is surprised that hot female artists have straight male fans. Straight guys are people and can enjoy music by female artists too, if the artists are hot they’ll probably like them and their music even more.

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere