blog 2, old joke about electric something

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Well I would hope so. Lmao.

“Investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong” ?

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

When his fellow invaders reach 50% population, or his no go zone is large and strong enough to protect him in his lust/hate desires, you can imagine the outcome.

people do not like it when you have principles and they don't

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?

Holy shit I looked it up and it's literally referring to exercise-induced vasculitis, they're getting it because they're so sedentary that the most exercise they've gotten in years is walking around Disney parks.