blog 2, old joke about electric something

You know it’s a great puppet when you don’t even notice the two entire people under and behind its body moving its limbs until it’s halfway across the stage.

furries in the drift

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

Fires thousands of US based employees then turns around and applies to have five thousand new H1B workers like a boss

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

Average person moving to the west coast