alright gamers

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A DUDE IN A SUIT AND IT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE SO THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY PLEASING TO HEAR

Oh I do not like learning this fact today. I wish I never learned this at all. 

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

bro how is he supposed to hit that

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

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I have to say I love the increasing amount of tik toks made by 20-somethings that start out as pretty fair criticisms of types of people most of us meet at one point or another, but that gradually turn into surrealist horror where you’re not sure how they started anymore, and then abruptly loop back to the starting point at the end. It’s fucking surreal and I love it

asdfghjk the fucking POWER MOVE of releasing the Across the Spider-verse trailer days before No Way Home comes out, just as like a casual reminder of a superior Spider-man franchise as well as a superior multiverse franchise…..their minds

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

beats a maid cafe

In america a bowl of pho costs over ten dollars, in vietnam it usually costs less than three dollars. Street vendors are most hard working people in vietnam with little pay, i promise they’re not scamming you for a few cents. If you can afford your eat pray love trip, you can also afford to pay these people extra.

Yeah I don’t care if street vendors charge the locals less. It’s called class solidarity among people who will never make enough to travel the world. I know how much white tourists love vietnam for being the cheap place to travel to. Five stars quality with one star price. It doesn’t change the fact that you’re being served by the people who make less than a dollar an hour. You can appreciate the beauty of vietnam and appreciate the people that provide you with such service at the same time. You’re old enough to develop empathy by now.

Its funny how so many people left tumblr because of the porn ban and how it was censorship or whatever and now 3 years later its like literally the only social media you can say the word “kill” on without fear of getting permanently banned

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes