Fandom Fairy Godmother

FIXED THE LINK

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.