i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot.

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

mettaton will cause the roaring because maddie will go home and tell him how to open a dark fountain so he can fuck his tv and every single butter knife in the blook household will be embedded one inch into the floor

DELTARUNE/UNDERTALE is an invention of BIG READING to teach young kids media literacy and music fundamentals

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

This is true of any url! You can delete everything agher the ? when you share a url and it will delete all the tracking bits.

would like to add that the stuff after ? isn't always a tracking token, sometimes it contains important info for the link to actually work (e.g. it could contain the video ID). however, try opening a link without the ? string; if it works then there's no harm in getting rid of it 🦭👌