i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot.

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

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