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I wish Hollywood would stay far, far away from classic literature
The idea that I'm gonna go start spending the big bucks on comic books because they took down readcomiconline is like assuming that revoking my driver's license would convince me to finally purchase a helicopter.
i think it's funny that when aang is going through the past avatars for advice on what to do for ozai the only one who really is just like "kill the bitch", is the other air nomad.
When you use the dictionary website to check your spelling and your intended meaning is marked "archaic". STOP CALLING ME OUT, MERRIAM-WEBSTER.

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Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting β#moggedβ and a little more about getting β#smoggedβ. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.
ok ive seen nolans odyssey and what the fuck was that actually
Parts that made me tweak in a dim-lit movie theater:
1. Every time we meet a woman or enslaved individual that, yβknow, had some semblance of agency in the text, Nolan has justβ¦ removed that? Circeβs commanding presence & how she genuinely overpowers Odysseus? Gone. Helen actually stealing the show in Book 4 where she walks down into the room and controls the conversation re: Odysseus & Troy? Gone. Utterly Gone. Lupita Nyongβo gets 0 chance to speak on her own terms and its actually so depressing. Also Iβm genuinely unsure here but it seemed like Circe & Calypsoβs divine status wasβ¦ nonexistent?? Theyβre both goddesses but apparently not to Christopher Nolan π«€
And this treatment extends to Odysseusβ slaves, specifically Eumaeus & Eurycleia (eurynome & philoetius not appearing in this goddamn film ifg). Almost every action taken by Eurycleia in the Odyssey is attributed to someone else in Nolanβs adaptation, she gets 0.2 seconds of screentime, its actually absurd. I think she has two lines in the whole movie. Eurycleia. Odysseus and Telemachusβ nurse. The woman who canonically organizes the doors to be locked during the suitorβs slaughter? Who canonically helps secure Telemachusβ provisions for Pylos? fuckin. Not There. And Eumaeus (who literally perfectly models xenia to a disguised Odysseys while living in extreme poverty) notably Does Not Get To Do That in Nolanβs odyssey, instead heβs like. injured I guess? Iβm so fuckin confused as to why that happened, it just made the plot more convoluted. Medon is also just not there at all. Medon who is actually the fuckin best?? My underestimated king??? Where Is He.
2. oh my god everything abt the scene with Polyphemus makes me want to claw my eyes out (except maybe his eye? that looked kinda cool idfk). yknow how polyphemus appears, speaks to the crew, and they let their guard down? how the polyphemus episode represents the world outside of greek customs like xenia? how he fucking talks to them? he talks to them and his neighbors? yeah. in Nolanβs odyssey, there are no neighbors. there is no existential mirror/cyclopean foil to ithacan society. there are no other cyclopes. He doesnt even fucking talk ππ <- i mean he gets one line but the audios so distorted that without captions i had no idea what he said
3. Anticleia reunion scene? Nonexistent. Laertes? Nonexistent. Allegedly still around. Sir Not-Appearing In-This-Film. Book 15 reunion between Telemachus and Odysseus? Nonexistent. Reunion between Odysseus, Eumaeus, and Philoetius? Not there. The fucking marriage bed scene? The goddamn marriage bed? NOT THERE. screams into a bag
4. ODYSSEUS βDIDNT WANT TO RETURN HOMEβ π they keep fucking saying this over and over again too and. No he very much did. No home means no guaranteed kleos guys. his sons life is in jeopardy but Ok christopher shitlan do whatever the fuck you want, i guess
5. every time i heard them say βour civilization is collapsingβ or βthey say the peoples from the sea are attackingβ or βour age of bronze is endingβ not only did i feel my soul die a little more inside but i also kept thinking βman, this sounds a lot like the white supremacist belief in βwestern civilizationβ just superimposed onto a falsified image of the late bronze ageβ and thats because It Is.
strange decisions:
1. boar scar apparently occurred when odysseus was an adult???
2. elliot pageβs sinon gets one helluva backstory which i guess was kinda cool if you ignore elliot page getting brutally slaughtered in the first 30 seconds of the movie? not sure how to feel about that
3. travis scott kept showing up randomly which was like. fine i guess? genuinely im not sure what the difference between him & phemius was supposed to be. i didnt even see phemius. tbf i was taking notes this whole time so maybe i missed him? but travis scott shouldve just been phemius idfk why he wasnt
4. The Phaecians are just not there guys and i have no idea why. odysseusβ wanderings are being narrated to calypso?
5. the crew mutinies at scylla instead? odysseus tries to sail towards charybdis??? this was a bizarre sequence
6. no nestor or peisistratus. somehow telemachus sails to the 100% inland palace of menelaus. who needs a chariot when youβve got a Boat i guess
7. half of my notes just say βwhat happened to show, donβt tellβ because the amount of exposition made me want to slam my head into the wall
highlights:
1. anne hathaway and tom holland had a very good dynamic, i feel like they really captured some of the tension between penelope & telemachus, ie penelope running the house for 20 years and still assuming some of that authority vs. telemachus trying to grow up/assume control of the household/establish his own kleos. loved that dynamic tbh. one of the better parts of the telemachy sections
2. lupita nyongβo was great in the uh. 30 seconds she had on screen. im so serious helen was fucking robbed in this movie
3. himesh patel fucking carried every scene he was in on his Back
4. rare cicones appearance
maybe the real sea peoples was the troy we sacked along the way
Could you eat a pint of fresh strawberries, including the leaves, in one sitting?
I am allergic to/otherwise repulsed by strawberries in general
I wouldn't be able to finish a pint of strawberries in one sitting regardless
I could eat them without the leaves, but not with
Only if I had a really good reason
Yeah, I think I could do it
I have done this before
Points of clarification:
The strawberries are freshly washed, including the leaves. There are no pesticides or dirt on them
They are farm fresh and your preferred ripeness. None of them are moldy or rotted
There is no specific time limit, but you aren't allowed to get up and a referee will disqualify you if you go too long without eating, or eat really slowly on purpose
There is the normal amount of leaf per strawberry
You don't have to eat in any particular order; you can eat all the leaves first and then finish the fruit part or vice versa. The only rule is that all parts of the strawberry need to be eaten by you in one sitting
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GMMTV has officially produced and aired every single series from their 2025 lineup! A Dog and A Plane is the final holdout, and when it airs its finale on the last day ofJuly, 2026 - the 2025 slate will officially be complete.
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personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart
Im watching ticket to heaven but like i think im going to start it over to really pay attention and catch the details because im having a lot of trouble focusing :/
hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.
You used to be able to type in your favorite line from your favorite TV show into the youtube search bar and you could find a two second video of just that clip. And you could watch it over and over. There wasnβt even an ad before itβ¦
convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet
Just kiss already

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