Just A Moron

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked this guy in a graveyard and he told me that zydrate comes in a little glass vile. And the little glass vile goes into the gun like a battery. And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. And when the gun goes off, it sparks, and you're ready for surgery

You have no idea how pissed I am. Nobody has any idea how pissed I am. I think a mother who’s been distanced from her kid for years and just found out he’s been calling another woman “mother” wouldn’t understand my anger and heartbreak. I’m at a loss for words. When I saw the words “Mario: Chris Pratt”, I vomited so much that I couldn’t get high anymore, all of the edibles were out of me. Then I vomited up blood and had to go to the hospital, where I didn’t understand a single word because I’m stuck in Czechia. I broke my Pickle Rick pipe that I brought with me. It’s the 20th anniversary of my father going missing. I tried to astral project to fight Chris Pratt in the astral realm, but I couldn’t find him. I don’t think he has a soul to even fight. If he did, I could beat him. I took on Astral Yaoi Ronald Reagan, after all. I’m so mad, so fucking mad. It all hurts, it hurts so much. I’m traumatized. I have PTSD. Weed isn’t even helping me calm down. I don’t feel like I’m stable enough for harder drugs. This flat has ketamine and all sorts of harder drugs, but if I do any of them, I feel like I’ll black out and do horrible things to myself and others. I feel like I’m on the verge of a blood rage. If I wasn’t spiritually strong, I would’ve gone into a full blood rage. I’m starting a journal dedicated to manifesting bad energy towards Chris Pratt. I’m trying to send him psychic attacks and it keeps getting blocked. I think he has a consciousness shield of some kind. I’m so mad. I’m so fucking mad. 

wake up babes new copypasta just dropped

“all of the edibles.’ ah that explains it. a bad trip.

When your card declines

Rythem games

Hormone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

The two genders: fight or flight

This is freeze erasure and I will not stand for it

Despite being in my late teens or possibly early twenties when we met, and despite being a grandchild by marriage only and living several states away, I was instantly rocketed to the position of favored grandchild by Mama Tickey, Last of the Southern Belles, when I became the first grandchild in a decade to send her a thank-you note for a Christmas gift. The power of the thank-you note cannot be understated. 

In Britain fanny is a crude word apparently but in the US it’s something that a grandma might say. So if someone says to kiss their fanny make sure you know where they’re from before you proceed.

Also if a British child asks you for a rubber don’t spit your drink out they’re just asking for an eraser.

Two of my other favorites include f*g (slang for cigarette) and "squirty cream" (canned whipped cream)

Squirty cream…

Yeah I was watching a British quiz show and one of the challenges involved the stuff and they all just kept saying "squirty cream" with straight faces like it was a normal phrase that people say.

I love cultural exchange.

my favorite thing is when im talking to someone and someone says some version of shopping cart and the other person is confused

We all know that language evolves differently in different places but when directly confronted by this reality we all explode anyways.