penis autism (diagnosed)

Those were the days. 💜

I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

no we're not bullying autistic people. we're just making fun of people who are bad at reading social cues or are too enthusiastic about their interests or act a little weird. maybe even stereotyping them as threats

Sucks that all the animals that are as smart as we are don’t have highly developed language centers. I just want to discuss the finer points of philosophy with a parrot.

I wanna live in a world where I can yell at a raven to get off my roof and it can tell me to fuck off.

In their language or mine. I’m willing to learn Raven language if it means that I can tell them where the good trash bins are.

I just imagined a raven running a language class pointing at pictures on a PowerPoint with his beak and making squawking noises and a bunch of 19 year old undergrads attempting to squawk back at him.

I don't think there's any justification for forcing ravens to learn how to use Powerpoint

sorry i will never understand cis grief. your daughter is living her best life and going around with friends and feeling like a human being. your son doesn’t feel like he needs to crawl out of his skin anymore and can actually smile. your children are happy and no longer see their existence as the worst thing in the world. why are you grieving this lmao. grow up.