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Hormone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

The two genders: fight or flight

when I sleep on my tummy my morning wood lifts me out of bed like a car jack btw

I feel horrible for fans who first experienced Deltarune any other way. Like there was a cryprtic tweet the night before, the twitter profile was all backed out. And then he sent out a link to a “Survey” and you downloaded a file from a random website called SURVEYPROGRAM and then opened it up and it asked you to make a character. And then the character got thrown away. And then it was Deltarune. And like. It was a fucking ride none of you will get to experience this

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

This is painfully American

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.