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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often

ouroborosorder

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

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computer show me pictures of fat gerard

vonlipwig

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

fandomsandfairytales

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

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Elon Musk

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

would-you-punt-them

yeah this is about the whole "world's first trillionaire" thing

unrelated but anyone else ever wonder if maybe the Mayans were right about the world ending in 2012 and we just haven't caught up yet

qin-shi-huang-di

Hi, do you have the

Just curious :3c

OF COURSE I HAVE THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN!

IT'S RIGHT HERE--

qin-shi-huang-di

HANG ON A SECOND, IT’S RIGHT HERE

qin-shi-huang-di

BY HEAVEN THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING

emperor-gaozu-of-han

what’s up youtube it’s ya boy liu bang. today we’re speedrunning the reunification of china. to start, i picked up this sick mandate. now, some of you may be familiar with this bad boy —

qin-shi-huang-di

YOU. DELETE YOUR BLIG

AND YOU. EXECUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

conquerer-of-western-chu

Emperor of a fallen country, stop pretending that you still hold power.

Secondly, THAT'S MY MANDATE OF HEAVEN, I did most the work, you peasant speedrunner robbed me of MY completed save

qin-shi-huang-di

hi traitor, thanks for reaching out! this thread is for SUCCESSFUL rulers who were able to keep the lands they conquered!

YOU ragequitted your playthrough on the banks of the huai river, after your WHOLE ARMY logged off, and your darling consort deleted her account permanently!

you are all brawn and no brain + stop smashing pots and read a book + send your horsie back to Chu because you are about to be RATIO’D again!!!!

conquerer-of-western-chu

You, breaking a pot:

Me, the man renowned as one of the best generals in Chinese history breaking pots:

qin-shi-huang-di

dont be ridiculous! my GLORIOUS qin army outnumbers your puny forces 200,000 vs 80,000! you will never defeat me, you would have to be STUPID or SUICIDAL to even try!

qin-shi-huang-di

lmao look at this loser ordering his soldiers to break all their cooking pots and sink their boats! hey, vassal, if you do that your men will have nothing to EAT and nowhere to RUN!

qin-shi-huang-di

wait

qin-shi-huang-di

by Heaven this cant be happening

qin-shi-huang-di

ok. so that was the bulk of the qin army. not ideal. slight setback. no problem lets all stay calm they can still send for reinforcements from the capital

qin-shi-huang-di

we still have the capital right

qin-shi-huang-di

BY HEAVEN THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING

sincenewyorks

at some point yall just gotta join a religious group and preach bc im tired of yall acting like sex/porn/poly/etc is bad every fucking month. we are one discourse cycle away from ‘sex before marriage is bad’ like go be a mormon and gtfo

dinolich

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

circumgutter

it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

6qubed

the wailing phantom

littleguysdaily

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

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Reblog if you remember this motherfucker:

las-lus

ooh i have a nice fun fact!

Static was WILDLY popular in Brazil (a country where the population is over 50% black) and we had re-runs for YEARS on open television. Everyone who was a kid in the 2000s knew and loved him. As a result, every single Brazilian Con has a LOT of static cosplayers!

So, a couple of years ago, Comic Con Experience (the biggest con in Brazil, which is actually also the biggest con in the world!) invited one of Static’s creator Denys Cowan as one of the guests of honor.

Now. Thousands of people attend his panel. And cosplayers went NUTS because they could show their Static cosplay to the creator himself! What none of us expected was Debts Cowan’s reaction:

He cried on stage.

He had never seen Static cosplayers - especially not so many of them! And he had no idea the show was popular here! No one ever told him his character was so beloved! Years and years of reruns and he had no idea! He obviously created the character with his experiences and his community (Black North Americans) in mind. Still, he accidentally touched a whole other community of black people who could see themselves on the screen as a superhero!

Anyway he is a lovely person and one of the best, most memorable guests we had. And I think this is a nice reminder that your art might touch people you can’t even imagine would when creating it.

Edit: I said “the creator” when i should’ve said “one of the creators”, its edited now, but while he isnt the one who came to brazil it’s important to say Dwayne McDuffie was another important figure to static shock!! Both are black men who paved the way in comic book history! Thank you @sokumotanaka for pointing it out.

m4nsch

happy pride! remember that being a transgender is everything but fiction. there are so many real historical figures from every century about whose transgenderism we aren't even aware of

coolgreenthings

back where I belong. (in bed.)

ritahayworrth

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

ritahayworrth

link to article

cassiterite-tenring

hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we don’t want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasn’t even a work holiday for us.

june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day

nigelgraz

I am happy because everyone loves me

#if I said this was Cass coded…#<- prev you would be CORRRECCCTTTT!!!!

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putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

transsexual-feminism

Today I wanted to talk about Marlow Trottie. Marlow was a 35 year old Black woman living in Louisiana, whose friends and family described as always having "a smile on her face" and as being "literally the sweetest person I’ve ever met!”, according to Them news' Quispe López.

Marlow Trottie was killed on June 8th 2026. She was found dead, alone, in the streets of Alexandria, Louisiana. It was a homicide.

Marlow Trottie was a woman. Her family has contested this, and publicly misgendered her, and many news sites have already deadnamed and misgendered her as well. I fear what her obituary will say. I fear what her gravestone will say even more.

She joins a growing list of other trans women who have been killed simply for existing. Again from Them news, that list now numbers 11 women from the past 3 months alone.

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