hot diggity daga!

any situation can be appropriately and calmly resolved with copious amounts of degenerate lesbian pornographic materal

smoked the weed that makes you able to perceive the pure reality at the seed of every post

no posts on tumblr have ever been true

it does not matter how bored i am or how strict my dad is if i was a teenager in a freaky stephen king ass town with a frankly absurd history of freaky murders and supernatural shenanigans i would not be sneaking out to smoke weed with my buddies. are you kidding me. one rustle in the bushes and i’d be holy shit guys we’re done for it’s the boogeyman or the sea hag or the murder clown or

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

There's a Chinese meme that the Yellow River doesn't need rituals to present sacrifices because if it's hungry it'll come onto the shore and eat the sacrifices itself.

People talk about how the Great Lakes are deadly because they are uncaring, but the Yellow River is literally out to get everyone.

what do straight boys blog about ?

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.