hot diggity daga!

any situation can be appropriately and calmly resolved with copious amounts of degenerate lesbian pornographic materal

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

the double glove slap is so good. right now the only thing my mind will let me compare it to is the guy hitting george w bush with his shoe and then hitting him again with his other shoe

donna’s childhood on themyscira being full of love but also tinged with melancholy and resentment and sadness.. her relationship with hippolyta skewing between beautiful and tragic.. mourning diana whenever she’s away which is always.. feeling out of place and worthless and distinctly un-amazon. it’s so everything

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

Aggressively reblogs.

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

@kittybroker

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife