hot diggity daga!

any situation can be appropriately and calmly resolved with copious amounts of degenerate lesbian pornographic materal

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

i think my favorite type of fandoms are the ones where people like collectively hallucinate a guy to go crazy over

There are no ducks in this post.

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

I think cass would absolutely fuck up a barbecue

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt