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"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

guys they're obviously opening a chinese restaurant that becomes a gay club after closing time

forever grateful for actors who look at their scene partner's mouth when they talk. they're really those little hand hold supports on the indoor rock climb that is fanon shipping

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

No amount of RPF will ever compare to the crimes of TMZ

mama: into the dagger-verse is the best thing thats ever happened to me im so serious

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

this is the only website that has ever made sense to me

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

Gonna start leaving unsolicited comments about how I actually DONT shave my bush for sensory purposes

i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often