shitposting

OMYGOD?????

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

Hang on what was number five?

THATS A DOG?

I can see the network diagram. The web. James is the fly caught in the centre and he's having the time of his life.

“I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty” you are less of a feminist for entertaining the patriarchal belief that beauty = youth and that a woman’s beauty disappears once she looks older than 20 lol

How r u a grown woman and u still think bush is unhygienic tbh. Like are u dumb as rocks

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

guys have we considered that during this tour, phil will turn 40 years old. like has anyone thought about that?

can you imagine loving someone at 18, then watching them turn 40? how fucking important and insane that is??

the heart yearns for another knives out movie .please i feel weak .i must have daniel craig playing gay on my screen .i am lost without my gay daniel craig

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.