shitposting

OMYGOD?????

drew gooden has honestly been kinda turning into fox news lately TBH. like okay man things suckkkk thats what i watch u to take my mind off of rather than to keep my mind on!!!! up to him what he posts ofc but come onnnnnnn i cant keep skipping his videos when he only posts once for each time the bird wears down a mountain polishing its beak or whatever. kicks a rock idk

I truly thought that the end of this would be "but then Elon killed the program and now rabies is on the rise" so I'm glad it's still running

never reblog my post

olivia rodrigo was meant to lez out behind the scenes of her acclaimed indie rock band but her destiny was stolen from her by big disney channel

yo, Brat Tamer Q, taming brat James Bond, whennn

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

my advice is to figure out what you’re interested in and then find other people who seem interested in the same kinks/topics/dynamics. Tumblr is arguably a great place to start. i’m a big proponent of “let love find you in your living” and all that

Commodore (you know, the 64 folks) is releasing a flip phone. “No social media, no browser. Runs 99% of Android apps (without Android). T9-style texting adds mindful friction. Audiophile grade HD Audio.”

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

sometimes i forget that i need to talk to my friends in order to talk to my friends

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

they're so desperate because the thing AI is best at is losing money. OpenAI lost 38.5 BILLION dollars in the year 2025. (Ed Zitron reported it here, also verified by the financial times.) this is the type of shit you see right before bubbles pop.

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me