shitposting

OMYGOD?????

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

and another thing, some of you do internalize the belief that women are not sexual beings and it shows in conversations about kink. meanwhile traumatized and mentally ill women are fetishized by men for their potential to have fucked up kinks lmao Lets all kill ourselves

when God closes every door and window in the house he leaves a doggy door for you to try to force your head through and laughs the whole time watching you

Noise tolerance gap relationship

So you’re telling me that we don’t have a prime minister, a James Bond and a doctor who ALL AT ONCE??? Is there ANYTHING left to our names???

LARRYYYYYYYY HOW COULD I FORGET MY BEAUTIFUL ICON

Had to edit this smut multiple times to make it more sexy bcs i kept getting sidetracked by q psychologically assesing bond...

never getting over dan's entire life flashing before his eyes as phil read out "taking a dick so far up my ass that i factory reset"

the lovense app is so funny. why does it have sex soduku... q would love that. 00q play sex scrabble with remote controlled toys that buzz based on the points of the others scoring word. bond manages to put down one word and then cums immediately when q puts down azoxybenzoic.

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

As near as I can tell they’re all just designed to hang on hangers.

first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

gay bar.