shitposting

OMYGOD?????

sometimes i blog so badly but then a mutual likes my post and it's like summer in my mouth

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

blanc would make an excellent anticapitalist criminal [remembers the jewel and the mona lisa and the general amount of obstruction he does to protect his watsons who are always at the bottom of the hierarchy] blanc is an excellent anticapitalist criminal

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

"we think it's a suicide" "okay." "do you want to know WHY we think it's a suicide-" ☝️"no."

shonda rhimes can you please please please take some of that bridgerton money to make another season of the residence please. you can set it somewhere less expensive than the whitehouse and have a smaller cast i don't mind i just want to see cordelia cupp solving mysteries again. please