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2. you people can’t do anything

3. name one hobby you have outside of media consumption

- monster both in terms of size and in terms of shape. he contains multitudes (on a good night; of dildos).

- while he is mostly a top, he enjoys recieving anal but not everything that comes with being fucked.

- he isnt really ashamed of it and it comes up pretty early on in his & james' relationship. james teases him about it but pretty much immediately realizes he thinks it's incredible hot. and once he's over the inital shock continues to tease him about it.

- q is still sad he didn't film james' reaction to seeing his collection for the first time.

- there are multiple "glass/metal ornaments" in q's home that james doesn't not know are actually dildos.

- he accidentally gives james a sph kink bc watching q fuck himself with something twice the size of his (slightly above average sized) cock is hotter than anything he has ever seen before.

- depending on his mood, fucking himself is either exciting (pushing himself further, keeping himself om the edge until he can take his largest toy) or relaxing (slowly going through them one by one until he feels his mind go quiet, its basically meditation)

- even after they get together, q frequently mastubates. partially bc james is away so often, and partially bc to q it's something completely different as compared to having sex.

- he definitely owns a sex machine, and uses it frequently, especially when he just wants to fuck himself stupid for an hour.

- on the other hand, he really likes to employ james to do the grunt work.

The flower can be either smothered in lubricant and used as a grinding toy, squeezed as a stress toy or played with as a fidget toy that sits on your desk. [...] Use your imagination with this one and rest easy knowing, this is the one sex toy you own that you can leave it lying around the house and no one will be any the wiser.

which i think is fun!!!! also this company will send u squishies with the extra silicone from ur custom pour and its fun to think abt q even if he doesnt have the toys in reach has the squishies on his desk at work and stuff. and no one else knows its the extra silicone from his sex toys but he knows :). plus theyre fun to bite and i love q who is a bit of a biter

plus i think theres just like. an artistic appreciation of fantasy sex toys. like hes making sure to support small artisan businesses who come up with their concepts from their beautiful minds #buylocal #buysmall

+ yes i love what u say re: q thinking of masturbation + sex as acts not super connected w each other. at least for me i think a big part of what he doesnt like abt bottoming w a partner is that he has very little interest in that sort of vulnerability. and maybe its a little bit personal hangups but i think most of it is its just a dynamic that makes his dick soft. whereas the physical act of anal insertion is st hes more neutral abt and does enjoy on its own merits

re: small penis humiliation – YES im on the record i think as being someone who loves sph for guys with normal to large cocks. it hits different. maybe also hits a bit of a cuck kink nerve for bond too? which hes like this is weird considering he hasnt felt this way abt q actually fucking other men... but hes like wow im deficient in this way, i can never bring q this sort of pleasure #thatshot

i think i said this in that og post but q loves the challenge of massive insertion. like yes its sexual but its also like. not even sexual insofar as he doesnt even do it to get off [all the time at least] he just loves the challenge of knowing he can take it. blocking out an afternoon/evening to settle down with himself, a massive bottle of lube, poppers, an audiobook, and five toys of increasing size... just a nice way to spend a saturday. the audiobook isnt even sexy its like. nonfiction reporting about financial crimes but hes been meaning to read it for a while and he needs something to keep his mind stimulated while he works on this. and yeah he does have to pause/rewind it but thats fine he keeps a towel nearby to wipe his hand on so he can hit the buttons on his remote. he knows its getting good when he's got to turn it down from 2x to 1.5x and then hes getting close where he gives in and puts it down to 1x speed.

first time bond walks in on this (maybe he texts q like can i come over? and q is like yeah let urself in im working on st in my bedroom so i wont be able to get the door.) bond is like cool and when he gets in he opens the bedroom door and sees q working something 9 inches tall and with a knot the size of a coke can into his ass. q sees him and takes one hand off the footboard of his bed to wipe it on a towel and pause the chapter about the work mckinsey does with oil & gas in australia to go "s'appenin' bond you awrigh'?" and bond is like

Like obvi all 00s need to give up some part of themselves for queen and country, but unlike bond they can separate that from the rest of their personhood. Bond however doesnt really have a life outside MI6, partially why he keeps coming back. Every time he dissapesrs he tells himself he will find who he his. But he never does, because he IS 007, hence why he doesnt use an alias ever. It doesnt matter if the target knows who he is, as soon as he was clocked as a 00 they knew everything about him.

When he tries to talk to the other 00s about it they dont get it. Theyre agents of the state first, sure, but theyve found ways to keep some of themselves. None of them were recruted in quite the way he was, right after losing everything he had ever had, starting himself over from scratch. They held onto some part of themselves from before intelligence. Bond had nothing to hold onto.

Q on the other hand has the textbook autistic experience of not feeling like he has any connection to the people around him. Of course he grew out of the 'secretly an alien or robot' fantasies quickly, but the feeling of disconnect never really goes away.

So when bond mentions not feeling real, q is like yeah ik what you mean. He talks about autistic burnout and losing all personality to exhaustion. He talks avout masking and being some other person just to be accepted and liked. He talks about seeing others make friends so easily and understand eachother, know he couldnt do that. He cant just see what people truly mean through their words. Its like theres a whole world of communication barred to him, hints and teases and flirts hes totally unaware of until later he goes back over the conversation in his head or someome else points out 'the obvious'

And finally bond has found someone who both understands his experiences AND is open enough to talk about it