shitposting

OMYGOD?????

father jud is lovely and all but in order to shake things up a little and prove to him that he can pour his love into a less constricting purpose ive started picturing him in various new roles.... people have already said he could do social work so that's one. theology professor is a hilarious but fitting compromise. writer/artist jud also pretty obvious. everyone knows how i feel about my Sir Jud au as well. but today @everexpandingheart helped me picture the beautiful reality where jud is a biologist that feels a profound love for the natural world and that feels so true to him that i am actually enamored. a lot of people that feel out of place with humans connect with animals and nature and a lot of them sound very spiritual about it the way he's prone to sounding. and it can be dangerous too if it has to suit his mild suicidality like for example volcanologists are insane people

what’s the point of giving your character severe trauma if it doesn’t make them an asshole to work with. not in a cute way. they should be a fucking cunt. they have to make problems on purpose. they have to lash out at their friends without even being provoked, just because they’re having a bad day and they want to hurt someone to cope with it. on purpose. they have to want to hurt someone on purpose. they can regret it later, but they can’t just say something mean on accident, it has to be calculated and cruel and so, so intentional.

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

Hang on what was number five?

THATS A DOG?

I can see the network diagram. The web. James is the fly caught in the centre and he's having the time of his life.

“I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty” you are less of a feminist for entertaining the patriarchal belief that beauty = youth and that a woman’s beauty disappears once she looks older than 20 lol

How r u a grown woman and u still think bush is unhygienic tbh. Like are u dumb as rocks

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

guys have we considered that during this tour, phil will turn 40 years old. like has anyone thought about that?

can you imagine loving someone at 18, then watching them turn 40? how fucking important and insane that is??