shitposting

OMYGOD?????

literally do it even if youre stupid <3

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

what is the point of international sports if not to root against the english

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary