shitposting

OMYGOD?????

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you're not unknowable you blond bisexual bastard. there's a socially inept bottom right there and he wants to snort you like a line of coke

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

hey brits quick question. how likely are the 00s to be unionized? im writing fic and my brain went "how would they solve this workplace issue? why of course you take it up with the union" and then i remembered th*tcher