shitposting

OMYGOD?????

marijuana and ibuprofen are a pair of gay angels with a very powerful message

it s okay that you don’t follow me back We have been mutuals in my head for a long time

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

in a polyamorous relationship with the oxford comma and the em dash

one thing about tma is its reminding me how in britain they name their women billie sometimes and ever since my doctor who days ive always been fond of that

WAIT NO SHE NAMED HERSELF BILLIE🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥TMA WIN

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

maxxing out my ibprofen and acetaminophen doses before going out. this Is brat. happy disability pride month to the chronic pain baddies 😘

:))))

hehe

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying