shitposting

OMYGOD?????

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

The pain part of a migraine is quite bad but what’s even worse is how it turns you stupid

one thing I love about American English is that we don’t even try with French words, we just full send it. croissant. yeah that’s uhhhhh cris aunt.

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

They grow grants there like rhubarb

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

Count the Rice is already close enough I think Dropout should just commit and make a horror Game Changer episode. Sam’s voice welcomes you to game changer and you walk out and suddenly the whole building is dark and empty except for you, a couple cast members in scary as shit costumes, and Sam’s friend Tao Yang who is standing about ten seconds away…