shitposting

OMYGOD?????

i see a piece of received wisdom online fairly frequently, that the 2010s usamerican culture of progressivism had no material effects, but then i watch a wildly popular and profitable movie from the 2000s with its disgusting violent portrayals of women, anyone black, brown, or asian, disabled people, queer people of so many descriptions, and i’ll feel a warm glow of personal pride as i think “you couldn’t make this today”

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

I think that the cats understand that the laser pointer is a game because when I do something weird with it or ignore one of the cats for too long not making the light go near them they look up at me like what the hell is that about

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

everyday there is secret ways to do things and i dont know it

(the "growing up autistic" experience)

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner