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having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

this sounds like a privacy nightmare. actual panappticon.

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

i'm not addicted to fancy restaurant. my boyfriend can stop making reservations whenever he wants [cuts to a scene in the future] [he is trapped in a torturous maze

idc about fluoride in the water supply im petitioning my congressman to add a drop of that mysterious green fluid that emits a ghostly green skull when you put it in

just one☝️drop a week could turn everyone sickly

boss, is this stuff supposed to make pink smoke hearts?

wuhoh

One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like "Oh, okay. Well, that's his business" and didn't interact with Johnald Humanman at all.

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #I the one time I asked someone "hey could you add a domestic abuse tag?" after three friends had breakdowns reading a chapter #And the writer was like "can you explain?" and then "oh. OH." #And then like four months later after not writing (and me feeling bad like it was my fault) I hear back from the writer #And it's just a thank you cuz (start all caps) Apparently they were in a domestically abusive relationship and thought it was romantic (end caps) #Writer wherever you are I am still hoping your life is so much better now /End ID]