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The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

i'm like if one of those doomed horses that just needs a fucked up girl to be obsessed with them was a human being. someone bring me some fucking sugar cubes

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

Not one of the most important pieces of evidence against intelligent design, but maybe the one I think about the most frequently, is lead. It's wild that there's a substance that's incredibly easy to obtain even at rudimentary levels of technological development and incredibly easy to work with and incredibly useful for a huge range of purposes and it also poisons and kills you but very slowly! And this is only relevant to humans because other animals can't smelt ore. God's buck wild for this one

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)

i love saying "walk with me" before proposing a headcanon with little to no canon evidence. lets journey together. i will show you the way 🫴

*feverishly* fetch me images of the Character. Posthaste.