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Thereβs more important things in life than going on a witch burning tirade because someone didnβt play pretend the way you approve of

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Trope Tag Game
Essentially a "this or that" game with tropes! Bold your choice between the two options.
Thank you to @no1-hatsunemikufan for tagging meβ€οΈ
slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // thereβs only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
Idk how many people I'm supposed to tag but: @darkaviarymc @raphaelesbian @grotea @litera1lywhat3ver @fabuloustrash05 @imagionationstation @buzzcutbulldyke @axxthewaxlord @vihie @meryzepam @spiral-shape @houseofcards06 @igotburnedtoacrisp @animalisticbroker @talanki @kagatsuo @fantasticfourfoodgroups @eldritch-sanctum @needasupersuit @moxnix-arts @art1saaa @ichimatsugirlforever @froggribs @thegreyconsumesusall @egoitsharu @spotlightstudios @sapphilluminati-main @miyamiwu @the-blue-ladybug @vlasicpickels-official @escaramelo @alonelyfairytale
Of course, you don't have to be tagged to participate, so feel free to do this!
Awe yeah! I love this-or-that when it comes to fanfiction and tropes! Thanks for the tag! Looks like I got some thinking to do!
Real quick, my tags! (+ open invite for anyone who desires to play!)
@just-like-a-lemon @tekn0mania @t-min-nie-t @its-a-reptile-thing @dorkatella @zomero @1nk-ling @sleepingdragon11 @puma-or-cougar @craacked-splatters @punctuated-equilibrium-t33la @alienantique @druid-101 @kraangdroidz @l4m30n4rd0 @cuzthereaintnohollabackgurl @meisawkwardashecc
Think I'm going to arrange them differently for my own sanity tho:
Iβm legit agonizing over some of these because I want both! Others were instant choices though:
slow burn or love at first sight
fake dating or secret dating (I donβt care for fake dating)
enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers
thereβs only one bed or long distance correspondence (long written correspondence preferably)
hurt/comfort or amnesia (Iβm not fond of amnesia fics for personal reasons)
fantasy au or modern au (fantasy please! I need the escapism from modern life)
mutual pining or domestic bliss
smut or fluff (I need fluff to offset all the angst - my bookmarks are almost 50/50 angst and fluff)
canon-compliant or fix-it (i also enjoy fix-its but usually when canon doesnβt address something)
reincarnation or character death (surely, I can have both)
one-shot or multi-chapter
kid fic or road trip fic
arranged marriage or accidental marriage (iβm not fond of either honestly)
high school romance or middle age romance
time travel or isolated together (time travel my beloved)
neighbors or roommates (are these not basically the same thing?)
sci-fi au or magic au (I love both of these!)
body swap or genderbent (these are both good imo but I like genderbent more)
angst or crack (this was hard because I enjoy crack and crack treated seriously but my bookmark count says I really really love angst)
apocalyptic or mundane (apocalyptic feeds my soul)
Hi, a quick update aboutβ¦things.
I find this very difficult to ask and I feel really guilty even putting this online, but I kinda need help financially with something important to me and my family.
If you havenβt seen on my Kofi, my motherβs bathroom has basically broken. The people who installed her bath did a really bad job, and as a result the whole thing needs replacing because it leaks bad enough that itβs leaking into the kitchen. My mother couldnβt afford a better house when she was forced to downsize, and so she now has to try and pay the cost of all the repairs, which totals to around Β£2,500. Sheβs on disability benefits only and needs a bath desperately due to her disabilities, but cannot pay such a large price. I unfortunately canβt just give her the money as I donβt have the money even with my savings from years of saving at university. I feel terrible for asking, but Iβm putting a new goal on my Kofi to try and pay for this for her, and I need some help. I donβt want people to donate if they canβt or donβt want to - I know how awful the cost of living is right now, but every little bit will help manage this insane cost.
Iβm going to link my goal below, and if anyone is kind enough and able to donate even a single dollar, I would be forever grateful. I feel so shit for asking for help, and I really donβt want to, but it is what it is. If anyone is willing to donate I thank you eternally. Sorry for being so pathetic to ask, feel free to ignore this if you canβt. I completely understand.
Iβm so sorry to ask this. I really want my mother to be able to fix this or she wonβt be able to have a bathroom that she deserves after all the years of poverty and torment she sacrificed for me. I am ashamed I canβt just give it to her but I canβt even pay my rent for living in her house right now. Thank you to everyone for even following me, commissions have really helped and all your support is treasured beyond belief.
Link to my goal/donation fund: https://ko-fi.com/dysfunctionaldoodle/goal?g=1
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The only thing that scares the Krang.
I love how chaoticΒ Β @somerandomdudelmao Donnie is. Honestly I be scared too if I had to go up against that.
Can I ask for "Please tell me I'm wrong"
With Donnie
Of course! From this list :)
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Donnie had been over the numbers. His models and predictions. And there was only one answer, staring him in the face, no matter how many times he crunched the data. It was bad, bad news. For lack of anything else to do, he ran the numbers again.
And again.
And again.
Finally, he gathered his data up, called out to Leo - only because he was in the dojo in view of the door - that he was going out, and he left. The facts swirled about his brain. Don vaguely recognized that he'd shut down the emotional part of his brain a while ago to distance himself from the situation, but he didn't do anything to change it. He needed to be detached right now.
It didn't take long to arrive at Leatherhead's. He realized with a start that he'd been unceremoniously and continuously banging on the door when the croc answered it in a frenzy, clearly looking him over for injuries. "What is it, my friend?" the gentle soul asked him, full of concern.
"Can I come in?" Don heard himself say. Leatherhead ushered him in, and Don took over one of his workstations without asking, spreading out everything he had. "Please tell me I'm wrong," Don pleaded with his friend, voice cracking as his resolve wavered.
Leatherhead's brows knit together. "About wha-?" he started to ask, trailing off as he leaned over the information Don had brought, sharp mind realizing instantly what it was. "Give me some time to look this over. Make yourself a cup of chamomile," the croc commanded, waving his hand generally in the direction of his kitchen.
Donnie quietly complied, piling honey into the tea he had no real plans of partaking in. He sat at Leatherhead's kitchen table to give the croc some space to look everything over without Don hovering over him, possibly biasing the results. The tea went cold. Leatherhead was still quietly working, processing the same data Don had. The longer the silence stretched, Don knew he was coming to the same conclusion that Don had.
He lost track of time, staring at the pattern's in Leatherhead's precious china - a gift from Splinter a couple of Christmases ago. It was only now-innate ninja senses that kept the croc from startling him when he entered the kitchen. Leatherhead stared at the full cup of tea, gently grabbed it, and swapped it out for a new brew. Don watched the steam rise from the cup. Grabbed it just to feel something. Unable to look his friend in the eye, he asked: "so?"
"We will figure this out, my friend," Leatherhead said.
Don closed his eyes. A physical wall against the tsunami of emotion threatening to overtake him.
"Say it. Please. I need to hear it."
"We understand what is happening this time-"
"No. Please. I need you to confirm it. Tell me that even though it's been years, I'm suddenly devolving into that mindless monster again. Don't let me live with any denial."
Leatherhead took a slow breath in. Don counted while he held it. Fifteen. Leatherhead slowly released the breath. The storm inside Donnie brewed. Grew. Threatened to overwhelm him. Leatherhead's big hands grabbed Don's, removing them from the scorching teacup. "The mutagen in your makeup is destabilizing. It matches the kind of readings we got from when Bishop's mutagen infected you and temporarily mutated you into a more feral creature." Don tensed, clenched his jaw, tried to make fists. Leatherhead gently squeezed his hands, grounding him. "But," he continued firmly, "we understand what is happening this time. It isn't taking us by surprise. We know what is going to happen, and we know the makeup of the previous vaccine. Do not give into despair, my friend. We can handle this," he insisted.
Don opened his eyes, feeling wild. Out of control. Finally met Leatherhead's, strong and steady. "The readings are worse this time. Even if we do manage a working vaccine, it'll likely also be temporary, and the effectivity could continue to decrease over time until there's no point in fighting it." Don knew this. Knew his hunches were as correct as his calculations and predictions had been. He'd been analyzing the data for far longer than Leatherhead had. Despair thundered within him. Time was ticking down. He didn't have enough of it to do the work on a vaccine or cure that he needed to. He would once again be helpless. Leave his family helpless to do anything about it.
"We are not starting from scratch," Leatherhead insisted. "And I will never give up on you, Donatello. Your brothers and father will never give up on you." It was the only thing he could promise.
Donatello couldn't stay detached. The storm reached its peak, and the dam broke.

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Still thinking about brand new mutated Dad Splinter figuring out the dynamics between his children. It wasn't until I was lining some of this that I realized the unintentional angst in this cute comic, because Splinter seeing how distraught Leo and Donnie are at being separated would hit a little too close to home for him.
This is how you bring people back to malls
I was just wondering if Christmas asks were still open and then i saw your reblog so,,,
10,,
Altered: "Donnie⦠What am I doing wrong?" "What aren't you doing wrong?!"
There are things that Donnie doesn't think about unless he has too.
It's a list of things, one of those rolled-up parchments that splay out on the concrete and keep going while the cartoon character looks on in shock. He's done a lot of things that he's ashamed of in the past few weeks.
Theyβre the ratsβ¦ rat dads.
Why 03 is amazing but underrated it literally almost covers every supernatural ways that no version has touched before including turtles getting mystical powers and turning into dragons
DRAGONS π’πβ¨β€οΈ

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pls more alien old man yaoi
Of course π
Toxic old alien man yaoi β¨
β¦Poor Karai π
Moot check up!!
@redtheredheadeddemon @victoria33787 @kcookiez @anaa15 @annathedreamer11 @iiiidleteen @pluraldinosaur543 @yurifulofjoy @z0mbi3gvtzzz @literalleah @lastsoulonearth @eyelessmari
How are yall feeling today? :33
im alive
yall guyz alive??
@smthrelatedtotswift @wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @z0mbi3gvtzzz
alive and well!!
tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin, @n3cr0crunk, @yukihirop-is-not-human, @cinnabrwonie, @redtheredheadeddemon @itsmeanatastia @pgeorgiemain, @sarosno1fan, @bxttxrflx, @bluenerdd34, @victoria33787, @goldenrat3, @xyourlonelywriterx, @hellicities, @raer0se, @spencer-reid-is-so--me, @emludavis, @screamerinajar, @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams, @atlas-hates-geography, @chatimcookedfr, @thejesterfrog, @charmyontop3, @hanseltheidiot, @velvetinerabb1t @def-not-chrissy, @komokiri, @alpheiamoth
Dead inside and Alive on the outside
@wildscepterfortune @obsessive-little-guy-obl @coremo666 @quietlychaotic13 @sycklyknees247
Oh I'm fine trust. My mental health is totally not declining at a exceedingly fast rate. π
Wbu guys? Y'all good?
@atx12 @voxssharktank @lou-kingof-hell @monstergirl4eva @nekotenshi2003 @everyone
Iβm actually out of depression, and plan on coming back soon.
@dewthegay4403 @moony-buckets open tags
Iβm actually planning on dying guys more soon
@kitiisdelusional idk
Feeling moondrop
@weirdcoregal35 @dewthegay4403 @gummy-sunnybear @alien-astrid1from-space @antongotlostinpronouns @azuli-bean @xnackery027
Bunny
@weirdcoregal35 @multifandomcutie13 @glitterweirdo @sillynexuz @lolipop-lvs-u @willowshimmer
HEHEHEH HAIII
IM DOING GOOD
@kats-not-a-rat @katsofi @lednet-sorrow @backflippingbeanbagguy @chaoticbnnuy
Im going to implode :0
@chaoticbnnuy @lednet-sorrow-au-blog
Tired, but just relaxing, my mind is legit not working bfeuhdsibh(I swear I need to make some b-day art for my moots and sib)
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List needs to be updated<3 I hope everyone is well.
Headacheβ¦. Ow
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YIPPE I love the library! Wonderful day!!
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eepy
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eating ramen id eat it 3 times a day every day if it were up to me lol
@fite-me-dio @spark1edog @electricslug @schneakyverene @clowncaraz @trasfrogrified-in-the-void
Ramen twinsies! I had it for breakfast tho π
Lowkey feeling a little dehydrated, I should set alarms to drink some water every hours again
How's everyone doing? Tagging whoever wants to add!
iβm destroying this mango popsicle rn itβs so good i love frozen shit. the Cold
@venacesaur @eughp @xunrae @soup-flavored-mercury @world-atlas how go thee
being a fucking NERD rn and writing shit its great
@gh-stinthebox @fablesnroses @docaid @dog-f1ght
how bout yall
I woke up about an hour ago and now im at school π
@reid0esthings @mattpurplehoodie @sooahbites @chil-aglia @glisteningreverie @lovlium @m1ssl0uvee @th3drawingsloth @romanzart @starchild917 @doodlespaulas @voidwitchboots @sariphantom @brain-rot-tmnt @kurithedweeb and my moots that've already been mentioned!!
tw: emetophobia(?)
so uhh update I woke up feeling pretty good actually, took a shower and everything, just to end up throwing up
so now Iβm staying home again
yayyyyyyyyyβ¦
@tun3bugg @m1ssl0uvee @mattpurplehoodie @cherrycryola @hamato-leonardoo @therealwaffleking @othellovr @jellyfishsketches @turtlevariabilis @blue-frenchfry @pinkgrapez @hugrabuggirl @snowbriar @starchild917 @wafflekidgirlboy and anyone else who wants to join! How yβall doing? :>
Honnestly....
Physically: Pretty well surprisingly...
Mentally: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's up and down for me but one thing in life is certain...Im getting my own plushie is Lez (Yipee!...I've saving for years for this moment to arrive! WAHOO!...Also guys I got a red eared slider turtle name Leo...and now he is gone :( (Missing not dead...i hope)
How ya feeling guys doing: @thing7577, @ldma-boodyshaker900, and @yuichiusagilover9000?
I couldn't find any photos of him since it's on another devise that is not with me rn but if anyone sees a red eared slider with a weird shell unlike this guy...that is probably not mine :/ (Im copeing yall)
50/50
One moment all is good and in another I'm tweaking...yeah life's pretty good-
@remdonlings @lovlium @marivoid @yoursocialchameleon
Uuuuhhhh... Could be better, could be worse? Veeeerry eepy ngl. But the brain keeps chugging.
@wafflekidgirlboy @adrifyadrift @kays-artstuff @tomacose @bluemooneagle01 @conartist170
Felt a bit blueeeghh earlier and anxious about the future, but otherwise doing fine. Will get through it somehow πͺ
How are you guys doing?
@writingravencove @another-name08 @zomero @radionyxx @yellowhollyhock @prehistoricterrapin
Just got off an easy day at work. Looking forward to my 4 1/2 days off with reading and playing Pokopia. Escapism, my oldest friend π
How are you?
@bean-fish @technicallysublimechild @prehistoricterrapin @impossibleperfectiongalaxy @adrifyadrift @imagionationstation @hexagonal-nuts @walkthruthewords @okieduckie @risestarkiss
SHARE TO REVEAL COVER π₯
What's that rumble over there? Oh yeah, it's that time again!
Preorders are opening in 2 weeks! As a treat, why don't you help us spread the word to unlock this cover faster?
If we reach 100 shares on THIS post we'll make an early revealβΌοΈ
Hug time! Pass this around and hug whoever you think is an amazing mutual π»β€οΈ
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You are all amazing and respected and appreciated! Your posts and reblogs always make my day when I see them!
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This is really cool! π₯°
By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest
As a Dungeon Master I nearly scrolled past this before my brain kicked my own ass and reminded me that I have tried looking up 'Blue Gemstones' at LEAST a dozen times in the last six months and never found anything this helpful.
Despite Yooperlite only being discovered as recently as 2017 and not being widely considered a gemstone (though it technically is), Iβm trying to figure where it would go on the table:
Found in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and on the shores of Lake Superior, these stones only glow under UV light