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closetocanada

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

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punkrock-bottom

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

milf--adjacent

#reblog #me #My productivity levels skyrocket when I'm cold or it's raining #when it's hot all I want to do is hide in a cool dark cave and sleep

aufhocker

Need Immediate Help ASAP

Hahaha hey gang so instead of processing the $500 payment for my car, they instead decided to process $1600, which means I'm now nearly 200$ in the negatives and can't pay my rent.

I'm trying really hard to get this reversed, but customer service is nonexistent and of course the website keeps running into errors to where I can't submit a ticket. How convenient for them.

As soon as I can (somehow, hopefully) get this sorted, I'll go on as normal, but until then I need as much help as I can get to pay my rent.

ppal: [email protected]

-200/1000

aufhocker

70/1000!

aufhocker

Oh cool they got back to me to tell me they're NOT going to refund me. Hahaha cool great uh.

So yeah, I'm in red alert now. Any help would be amazing 🥲

#reblog #promo

outofcontextdiscord

submitted by @thunder-cube

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

sashaforthewin

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

kitsuneofthemist

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

inkyrainstorms

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

rangerofthesouth

MY MOOTS I WILL BE MAKING ART BECAUSE THIS SHOULD BE AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

WHO'S WITH ME FOR MOON DAY????

gayboy-baz

MOON DAY MONDAY

the-frightening-ghoul

ㅤ

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sanguine-humor

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

sanguine-humor

he keeps me sane

#reblog #project hail mary #I need to make one

inthefallofasparrow

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mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

#reblog #REBLOGGING AGAIN EVERYONE VOTE SENSHI! SENSHI MUST WIN!#BREAD! BREAD! BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!BREAD!

stonerparty

#reblog #me

escuerzoresucitado

the-frightening-ghoul

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#reblog #YEAAAAAHHH

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catnoli

sushi shark 🍣 this is a sticker reward for my silly mail members who sign up before august 1st!

#reblog #THROWING UP ITS SO CUTE AAAAAA

teaboot

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

angel-stars

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

#reblog

bugwars

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

#reblog #starbucks posting

criticalkat

Shark painting 🦈

Still need to work on drawing animals, and water lol

I definitely could have picked an easier reference, but not too bad for an hour 45 imo (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

#reblog #dharkie..... my shark. .. sjahke.... shark....

galacticsabc

Go! Rocky, Go!

#reblog #project hail mary

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