Zero's things

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

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This update hasn’t rolled out for everyone yet, apparently, but the fact that the verification is being done by Untrustworthy, Inc. is INSANE

some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body