deadbeat bisexual

it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me

i wish i was a sickly post-hardcore vocalist that kind of sucked and is bisexual

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

I'm in the bedroom

I'm in the bedroom sucking his dick like a fish

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

keeping a blokelist of problematic english men

desde cuándo mi gato tiene tumblr

desde cuando tu gato es brasileño

eso ya lo sabía le sentía esa vibra

The unicorn quad must be achieved