11 Foot Tall Canon God

I love writing, and I’ll always do it for free, but feel free to leave a tip in my little coffee jar if you want to help me out

I don’t talk about my real life a lot, but it’s been really hard for me for the past year with my health. I’ve been unable to get a job due to a mixture of a brand new chronic pain and my old disabilities, so any small amounts anyone could be kind enough to give me would be so incredibly appreciated

The app itself. That way, you get push notifications when they go live on their Twitch on the qsmp (I followed Foolish and Tina to see what would happen + because Ash legit just doesn’t have an account on there)

The app is supposed to function as a hub for the qsmp ccs and community, complete with a community/circle function that I THANKFULLY wasn’t forced to join (There are ten circles. Six are ccs. Four are npcs. Then there’s the admin circle for app updates, and Cucurucho, who acts to represent the qsmp as a whole)

But you can leave the circles, there’s an option for that. Trying the same on creators’ profiles only allows you to report the user

Here’s what it has:

A home page where you can see the latest qsmp updates (live notifs, daily fanart, creator messages, merch)

Something called storylines, which are sort of like story recaps

Circles, which are essentially communities

A qsmp tab with information on events, a newspaper, and links to the official socials

A tab dedicated entirely to the server’s overpriced merch (and Quackity’s overpriced merch in general)

A stories tab that is extremely difficult to get to because of the update to the app that made me finally download it…

…An egg game. You take care of your own egg and get a coin (presumably, hopefully) every day, which you can use to buy accessories for your egg. Mine is named Panda, and I will be taking care of it for a week to see what happens

There are badges on the app that go with your user. You get them through streams and stuff

There’s also a pro version of the app for some ungodly reason, and here’s what you get for it:

3 additional badge slots, Discord early access, a premium badge collection, a pro checkmark, behind the scenes stuff, and more to come!

… for 4.99 a month, or 39.99 a year

Here’s the terms and conditions, as is linked on the app:

And here is the privacy policy:

Which does not make me feel secure as a consumer!

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