Go Forever (formerly estrangedobserver)

Its so wild how billionaires just hoard money and keep buying shit for themselves. Even for purely selfish reasons, it would probably bring a billionaire more joy to buy a foster kid a mediocre 2008 toyota corolla than it would be to buy themselves their 15th Maserati. But they just… don’t. Not like they couldn’t even afford to do both.

Shit, they don’t even really buy enough stuff for themselves relative to their income, and that’s why income inequality has the potential to topple capitalism. There aren’t enough people with the money to buy things. 

I have the window open and just saw a cat run by, followed by a lady shrieking “RASPUTIN!”

He strikes once again

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

Reblogging for last comment.

i laughed so hard just now that i spit on myself oh mmy god

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

You could make a whole polyarmory

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

Confidence Helps

This movie had no business being as good as it was. Go watch it. 

Noted

#… technically this scene passes the bechdel tesr#which is WILD unless youve watched the movie (via @swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual)