s q u a r t s q u a r t

I’ve blocked people I should have shot in the head

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

Ive got alot of ideas on berrys that mite get me canceled

my super sustainable bmw

“i hate how this movie normalizes”— well so it doesn’t! it only feels like that because you have not been able to hold what you’ve seen inside of a critical space, and instead can only imagine it solidly plopped into your worldview. it is burdensome to carry so many plopped objects. you should work on that.

Sometimes you find yourself standing still for a brief moment in your hectic life, and you smell the smell of being six years old and playing outside with your childhood best friend, the grass, their mom’s laundry detergent and something totally unidentifiable, and when you do, please call potion control, there has been a catastrophic leak and it IS fatal